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It's a male forget about it. Complete fucking waste of time

I will not abide this. I am going to fucking will this bitch to be a female. Thru sheer force of mind. I will start sending the plant feminine vibes. Vibe. Vibe. Vibe. Vibe. Hey gurlllll. Vibe.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks! Maybe I'll be able to run 13 miles again someday like I used to. I've smoked a lot of weed though. Not sure that did me any favors. My head maybe. My lungs no.

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Pretty sure it's fem now getting ready to shoot pistils. I think those things to the left and right of the stipules are the aforementioned "slippers"

Not if you plan on making money

WAKE UP! Stop drooping. Up and at em. The early bird gets the worm. I talk to plants now, my descent into insanity is complete

Wow that's really impressive. It's legal to smoke and grow now in NY so luckily i dont have to watch my back as much. Of course they caught me just before the law changed. Probably didn't wanna miss out on a quick buck. Besides they won't catch me anyway even if it becomes illegal again. I'm on...

Maybe i should move to australia then. Things sound more chill there. Besides i only got caught because i was driving high and the only reason i drive high is because i do everything high and the only reason i do everything high is because i am almost 30 and don't get laid and my job sucks and i...

Let's see in NY, for weed DUI, i got conditional license (which you gotta pay for), $900 fine, $750 drivers responsibility fine (only 250 paid off, you can pay off over 3 years minimum 250 a year), 11 weeks drivers responsibility classes, another few hundred bucks for the course fees, gas money...

The police ruined a year of my life over like a half gram of weed i chiefed before driving to mcdonalds one morning. They impound and smoke the shit themselves anyway. They can suck my ass

Little Timmy just HAD to not cross his hands. Instead he's tryna be a cool cat with the one hand in the pocket. "little Timmy we ALWAYS cross our hands in photos like we're at a funeral. you had ONE JOB timmy!!!!"

I ran 4 miles yesterday (without stopping) at 28 years old which although not great is better than some 28 year olds. Not sure how many steps that is. Hey a guy's gotta look good naked. When you're a 28 year old virgin anyways.

Getting stoned and going running/biking/hiking is the shit. Whoever says stoners can't be in great shape is an idiot, shits badass. I think it helps numb the pain or heal muscles or something

Yea i'm a real loser and weed cant fix that all it does is help numb the pain in a world where no one gives a shit about anybody else. Prob makes me more of a loser actually lol

i have. they cant get u laid

i think im jealous of the guys who just naturally got it and girls take their ride way more than once just because they fucking love it so i'm attached to the idea of being something that i may or may not ever be, and that is widely desired. its a hit to your masculinity and your self worth

ill toke to that :blsmoke:

Well I hope to find out. But I'm ugly and short and not hung like ron jeremy so they don't want to fuck me bla bla. Man I'm a whiner I need to smoke but I'm out of smoke. At least I'm growing weed. I'd just rather be good at getting pussy than good at growing weed