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OMG. Steve Jobs? I KNEW you weren't dead!

I'd rather have the keif catcher. Haha.

Pull out a magnet and a string... XP Pictures! I love looking at new buds.

No shit? What do you do? I sometimes work with my close friend at his Iphone repair shop. :P That's a mouthful. LOL. Nothing like MJ and swimming though... love it.

Was waiting for this particular comment. Haha.

I never really got into model cars..... Probably has something to do with the fact that my brothers would chuck them across the room, at my face, when I was 5......

What was the origin of the spinal problem?

The fucking good life, man. Haha. Twelve acres, holy shit! Hope you have a riding mower, LOL.

Hook me up with a job. Haha. What company?

That's an accomplishment in my book. Nothing like earning money while on a date with mary jane. Wish I was as lucky.. :(

Good enough! haha. What did you intend to do? Depends. Lol.

Currently jobless, hoping to feed off of others accomplishments... So far this is what I have done today (daily routine): masturbated wizzinated masticated masturbated medicated procrastinated masturbated defecated fornicated celebrated re-medicated Cheers! :leaf: EDIT...

I just defecated, masturbated, masticated, medicated, then procrastinated... life's good.

When I'm rich, a pound for you.

If you show signs of aggression, that will probably end up as a cause to detain you. Lol.

I believe a fetus should be classified as a human being when it can sustain its own life.

That's insane. I would have ditched, GTA style.

Always wanted to try Alaskan, you lucky fuck. Lol.

Good luck, man. Sobriety kicks your ass, but just imagine how amazing that first choke-worthy FATASS hit you're gonna take, once they tell you that you got the job, will be.

Also, blunts are easier. I learned how to roll a blunt way before I was successfully able to roll a fatass doob.