if you got 1 of those floor heaters with the wires that turn red/orange when u turn it on you can use that just roll toilet paper up in a twist kind of, but leave 1 end kind of loose and stick it in there and touch one of the wires. instant torch.
this one time i was really toked out and i convinced my GF to bring me to mcdonalds and when we got in the car she was all like "arnt you gonna put your seat belt on?" and i said back, "I like to live dangerously."