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when you walk into a job interview with a handwarmer and a bottle of fake piss rubberbanded to your dick. true story, more than once and I got one more to go. and yes, it hurts when you take it off.

I agree, calling the cops on a crackhead is not the business. I would've just told him to get off the train or stop smoking. As far as coke, I have no problem with the drug, but some people let it control them.

My dog loves getting high. He gets right in your face and when you exhale he licks at the cloud.

What happens in vegas stays in vegas, except herpes. That'll come back with you. I got herpes in sacramento, though. Thought they only had em in vegas.

Yup, living on your own is all fine and dandy, but paying my own bills was a shocker. "You mean, I can't just spend my money on whatever the fuck I want?"

I get depressed sometimes, but when I sit and think about life itself I realize how beautiful it is. It's beautiful in the fact that you never know what's coming around the corner. You could be having the shittiest day of your life, and the next day you might encounter something that changes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAXEEip-_M4&feature=related You know you ain't seen me in so long, but if ya thinkin I been gone ya dead wrong. Cuz I was gettin back to the money. What's up everybody! Guess who has internet again!

It's like call of duty, except forreal. Just another reason why I wouldn't join the military.

What's with the 916 if you're in wisconsin?

Yeah, the first club I went to and still go to in downtown sac is cool as fuck. They always have a great selection of bud, ranging from 25 - 60 an eighth. But it's crazy because I've gotten some BOMB fromt hem for $30 an 8th a couple times. First time I went, got a free gram of kief. Only...

Can't say I have. Oh yeah in winnie the pooh I think he had a honey pot, pooh that is. Is this the honey pot you speak of?

Norte, fuck 13, catorce!

You're loonytoons bro. But it's all good, your posts still make me laugh.

So now we know who has the acid. I'll be over tomorrow to get some from you if it's ok. :bigjoint:

Actually what I'm trying to get at is that the government fucks with us over WEED! So I feel that if the government does anyone wrong, a pot smoker especially should take the side of the victim, not the government.

Big P, I like you man and I'm glad you're big enough to take a step back and admit that you didn't have the full story. But I wanted to point out that as stoners I feel it is almost a requirement to "hate" police. Not necessarily HATE, but dislike. after all, they have been fucking with stoners...

EXACTLY I was raised and taught to "treat people how I want to be treated". That's a new concept to a lot of people.

You added what I forgot to add. There's snitches, too. If you're moving enough weed to make it profitable, theres some decent time that you face in jail. And you have to have confidence that this dude you're selling a couple ounces to isn't gonna take the deal when he gets caught up. Not talking...

Wish it was that easy. Obviously you've never sold weed for a long period of time. Dealers don't have it great, it takes time and patience to perfect your game. Especially if you smoke weed, because then you have another minus in your books. Then you have to have a good connect and/or good...

I watched that shit last night. It was sick, a really good fight and Urijah took it to him. I don't know if I'd like him as much if he weren't from sac, but he's still a beast. Can't wait to see him fight jose aldo.