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    Seth Rogen, the funniest comedian in history, also the biggest stoner in Hollywood.

    Just look how sweaty Howie was during this interview(low esteem). After this interview Howie found out his "shtick" wasn't gonna work anymore. People say Carrot Top hacked Howie's routine. Carrot Top's career is ending soon too. I'm gonna be the next big stand up comedian...
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    Seth Rogen, the funniest comedian in history, also the biggest stoner in Hollywood.

    Doug Benson is cool, super high me was kinda dumb though. I would say Dave Attell is my favorite comedian of all time, his show was the best. I should give some respect to Seth Rogen, after all he is the self proclaimed biggest stoner in Hollywood lol. Snoop bitch Lion is the next person ima...
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    Seth Rogen, the funniest comedian in history, also the biggest stoner in Hollywood.

    Here's his first stand up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-aZogWeiyU I'm way funnier than him look, here's some jokes I just thought of off the top of my head... -Why does the typical medical marijuana patient smell so much? -Cause they smoked so much weed they forgot what a shower is...
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    Who controls the world?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mkKsEktSwQ
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    So is this what you guys consider hip and cool now? lol

    Damn dogs, you all hate on me so much I feel like the brotha in this video, sheeeeesh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edKBHDDe4-0
  6. InstantCoffee

    So is this what you guys consider hip and cool now? lol

    Well it doesn't really concern me much, I just ran out of weed I was upset. I used to buy hash, oils, wax, kief, edibles, top shelf bud, etc. I did so much of it I couldn't get high anymore, it was horrible(and waste of at least hundreds of $). So now I don't even buy low shelf, I buy shake. I...
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    So is this what you guys consider hip and cool now? lol

    blah blah blah blah... I think seth rogen and howie mandel are the funniest stand up comedians, I like dubstep music, I smoke dabs, my favorite restaurant is applebees, I LOVE the walking dead, I play role playing games, my parents bought me my car, I am a hipster...
  8. InstantCoffee

    So is this what you guys consider hip and cool now? lol

    Commander Strax... "Thanks Instantcoffee I hope you enjoyed you trip to Costco"
  9. InstantCoffee

    Who controls the world?

    The Navajo Nation, don't tell anyone I told you.
  10. InstantCoffee

    So is this what you guys consider hip and cool now? lol

    Hey dudes I just smoked a dab of $40 a gram shit, my high lasted 1 hour, man this is great. Even better, I fucked up my tolerance to cannabis. hahahalol These are the people that get medical marijuana, like me... 50% are lying about a condition, or like to feel like they have a condition 20%...
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    So is this what you guys consider hip and cool now? lol

    Commander Strax... Did you mean: douche
  12. InstantCoffee

    Music for uptight internet warriors to calm down to.

    WTF I feel like this song was written about me damn hella weird shit man its a conspiracy dude fuc man shit how the what shit fuc man dude hwo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlfQVvsNLFk
  13. InstantCoffee

    How ghetto are you?!!..

    I don't brush my teeth with toothpaste(when I do brush lol) cause I ran out like 5 weeks ago and I'm crazy so I don't go out much to purchase I have stock factory rims on my 4 cylinder car and dey rusty my car windows are manual my bicycle pump doesn't work I have a Dynex brand television lol I...
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    How ghetto are you?!!..

    I wear the same thing everyday I don't shower I am tied to 3 safety net programs I drive on empty I mix tacky with my ganja to make it seem like more I have a 150watt grow light I buy lobster tails with my food stamps I'm trying to get disability for mental illness I don't have a job My last...
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    So is this what you guys consider hip and cool now? lol

    LOL! I'm fukin 28yrs old wtf. lol hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah Man I need a fake crack hit(dab). Oh man its so hard being a rich spoiled brat, dad can i have some lettuce to go buy some fake crack at the cannabis club? Sure son, heres $500, htat is how much 5 grams cost right son...
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    So is this what you guys consider hip and cool now? lol

    Like what happened to smoking a joint with tobacco mixed with weed in it. What, are these people trying to pretend to be crack whores with their "dabs". Most of these wanksters are "medical" patients like me too lol. They put videos of themselves smoking refined marijuana and act like they are...
  17. InstantCoffee

    Music for uptight internet warriors to calm down to.

    WOW! Everyone here has really shitty taste of music, wutaya all like 47yr old white dudes or sumthing, lol.
  18. InstantCoffee

    Music for uptight internet warriors to calm down to.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncT55qESaw Dis gets really dubby in the middle, great music to relax too and not be so uptight brah. RESPECT to the greatest singer around, Dennis Brown.
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