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  1. InstantCoffee

    who is InstantCoffee?

    Follow me, I will show you the way. I am a charismatic leader, people want to be like me. I stand with good posture, and my public speaking skills are flawless...
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    who is InstantCoffee?

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    Join the InstantCoffee Clique.

    Hello riu. I'm starting my own clique within this website. If you are interested in joining my crew, welcome. I'm sick of people on this site ganging up on me, will the cool people join me or what? We will use power in numbers and make other members feel little.
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    InstantCoffee's Famous Show & Tell Thread. Show off yo shit rich/poor people.

    hoah, hoooooahhhhhhh. Oh boy, I just smoked a fat spliff, and I read the statements above. Sigh. No, I am not a girl. At the most, I posted some off the wall threads, notice though, I never insulted anyone individually in my thread starts. My negative comments were in response to the negativity...
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    who is InstantCoffee?

    INSTANTCOFFEES CURRENT TROLL LEVEL-3483483747823478234782347238423784238423943213948230850348603485793458350503850 Wow, I feel so popular, I'm finally part of the riu community, yaaaaaaaay.
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    InstantCoffee's Famous Show & Tell Thread. Show off yo shit rich/poor people.

    High, if you got some money and have cool shit you think is cool, show off some pics of it. Anything you think is cool that you own. It can even be growing supplies, antiques, collectibles, electronics, weapons, video games, food, plants, cars etc. Haha once when I was a kid in special...
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    what is this thing called??

    "Snoop Lion" is a false Rastfarian. All of Jamaica hate his guts lol. They think he a batty boy.
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    Fishing

    Well... I happen to live next to some of the best surf fishing spots in Cali. I prefer surf fishing. I don't need no boat brah, I just wear my slippahs in the freezing water I don't care. I go alone at night, most of these beaches are also haunted. I can drive 35 min and be at a great fishing...
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    Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

    mr. sunshine said "I like sweet sweaty Indian twat are you into animals?? My pits packing a decently fat 7 incher. And my cousin likes to watch! Pm me is your into water sports and brown nosing!" ^^^This tells me two things. You took the time to measure a pitbulls penis, and you are into...
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    Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZQctG3gjx4
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    Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

    You got me man. You really got me. Listen I live 2 hrs away from the Golden Gate Bridge, if you say the wrong thing to me I could snap and make a one way trip to the ggb. Don't mess with this innocent girls little heart. I offered you a pot of organic Mexican coffee and gave you UB40 songs. Why...
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    Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

    Happy fucking birthday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFhmRdBtno
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    Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

    Dear Mr. ClaytonBigsby, you are clearly a tea drinker. You earn the "stupidest post of the year" award. You should be ashamed, shame on you. I speak of my favorite thing in the whole wide world, and this is how you respond, I bet you weigh like 600lbs and smell like an Indian person that fell in...
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    Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

    ehhhhh. Coffee hmmmm. Ima just freestyle it, mind my grammar, I gave up school in the 8th grade... Coffee is very personal to me, it plays a very important part in my life. I prefer dark roast coffee, preferably using the french press, fair trade, organic, and with organic half and half...
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    Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

    My favorite part of a raw chicken has to be the claws, fat, and feet, I can't stomach the other scrap parts like the drumsticks/thighs/breast.
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    Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

    I like eating raw chicken.
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    Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

    So this morning(2:00pm) when I woke up I went to Mcdonald's to get my iced coffee(decent quality for the price for Maui islands). I usually drink about a quarter of the coffee and ask the cashier to fill it to the top with coffee. I asked this new young lady if she would kindly add more coffee...
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    Public apology.

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    Public apology.

    Would you be shocked if I was really a 324lb smelly Mexican guy? Complete with flesh light flies.
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