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Was waiting for those puppies to bust out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You know OP has that hanging on his fridge

Why would you let your mom go outside to witness some dumbass playing with his cock outside your window? My Bullshit meter just went through the roof! But if this is a real story which I highly doubt. OP is a class 1 jackass

"dude I just got robbed! The guy pulled out a bottle of mustard!" OP: "Are you kidding me?!? Let's get out of here right now!"

Well we all know how to rob OP. Just come back to the scene and tell him the drug dealer pulled some sort of a weapon on you. And make sure it's in the ghetto

@bkburger3 I'll sell you quarters for 120 all day bro

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I literally laughed my ass off when I read this post AHHAHAHAHAHAAH Grandpa Crackhead saves the day

Do nerf guns count? lolololol

i wanna know who's the dude who sucks baby dick lol

Just wait out it out man its weed not crack. Not worth the job or the risk but you'll probably end up smoking anyways so just drink alot of water, try to piss continuously, and you should be fine in 3 days granted if you stop after one bowl lol

Yea it was it was the best substitution for MDMA by far. Now they got so much bullshit out there you really dont know whether it's safe or not. But I'll tell you, that Ethylone that China's making looks like some straight fire molly! Those Chinese fucks are making those RC's look more and more...

I would have paid top dollar to watch it happen lol

Getting off probation is like busting a nut for the first time, classic

Damn brother that is very unfortunate. Glad to see you getting that taken care of now tho You still on probation?

damn i was hoping it was lol

Almost looks like you ate a brick

Yeah bro that shits looks terrible, how the hell did that happen

IM WEAK BRUH!!! LMAO I just read that article looooooool I cant believe this happened in Vienna im like 30 min away from there, was that really you in the article tho?

Bring that ass to a dentist asap! My god dude

I'm sorry for stealing a mcdonalds cookie when the cashier turned her back and then proceeded to eat the whole cookie in one bite in a fear she would turn around and see me