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Make a necklace with a bunch of car air fresheners on it and give it to him.

Then don't pm me threats that we both know you aren't going to follow through with. Bear fans do tend to be assholes.

Neptune Memorial Reef is the one I picked years ago when I first looked into it, but that one looks like a gem too.

I'm being cremated, mixed with the ashes of my dogs, then mixed with concrete and poured into a mold that goes out into the ocean off the coast of Florida into an underwater cemetery that becomes a living reef. It's a pretty cool place and combines a lot of the things I care about.

Bears can eat a dick up.

Sorry, I made that post before I got your pm. For that I apologize. What I meant to say was: Bitch, bitch, bitchity bitchity bitch, beyatch, bah-itch, itch-bay, perra, orospu, сука, Hündin, chó cái, chienne, teef, कुतिया, maum dev...

Lol. you're fucking dumber than you look. It's a song asshole, don't let your keyboard get your ass in a sling. And please have an appropriately pleasant day. ;-)

With all due respect, motherfuck you, damn shithead bitch. Fuck the bears. Signed, One Pride

I wouldn't even drive thru Texas without weed. That fucking place is backwards and, imo, dangerous. I won't even fly over it in case my plane crashes and I live.

Sucks that he knows even if he's moving. Better keep it good and friendly after he moves.

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, that's my trigger to spaz. We are what we are.

Just be patient and observant and you'll (eventually) either find the right friends to smoke with or rightfully become a weed hermit.

Wishing you kind nugs and greasey cheeseburgers! Santa's coming soon.

Same here. Howdy, neighbor.

What about the cops who did vaginal and anal searches on the side of the highway, to a woman and her niece because they committed the terrorist act of flicking a cig butt out the window? AND used the same glove to check all four cavities, which could've ended in disease for either girl. Or the...

That's a nice looking little dog you've got there.

I read a few years back that the government satellites can clearly read the date on a dime from space. The sound technology is even better. They can easily hear every word you whisper insider your home with the windows closed and they don't have to be close enough for you to see them. And that's...

I cringe when I see someone admitting to cutting clones for a friend out of state. You do know that the feds read this site, right?

It could be that she is pregnant, or has OCD, or is trying to tell you that you're a fucking slob. It could also be that she doesn't like spending time with you. My suggestion to you would be to buy a pregnancy test and clean the house. That will narrow it down.