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Lol...it's funny 'cause it's true.

Idk, call me picky but I wouldn't work for someone who made me pee in a cup. Unless that was my job, peeing in cups. I could see that being kind of a fun job.

It wasn't funny, but it was baffling. I tried talking sense to the bird, like "dude, look at all of those high spots where you could fly and be safe, but you decide to fly down to them? You're doing it wrong!" Apparently, I do not speak bird.

My bong just kind of sits there and waits for it's next assignment.

I had a bird once. It didn't last three days before I had to give it back. I had two dogs, and every time one of them barked the god damned bird flew straight to the floor. They never hurt him, but he was too stressed by their presence and his days were numbered if he stayed.

Every time I see people ranting about gun control, I think of a story like this. Also, kiddies, keep in mind that one of the scumbags who perpetrated this crime was a supplier to the victim, who probably thought that they were friendly. Don't trust anyone, your dick or your life could be on the...

Question about freezing urine: Why?!?!?!?

I have yet to snoke anything, but peer pressure is a motherfucker so ask me again on Monday.

Count me in. Also, GO Lions!!

Love 'em. The bigger and faster and higher the better.

Gus is dead, he got his face blown off. Don't you watch tv??

Sad thread. Good luck, man.

As someone who has (unfortunately) witnessed the lighting variations in many a mugshot, I dismissed it as a clue.

Soylent hash!!! It's people!!!!!

Sorry to hear about the nodes. Best of luck, sir.

Yeah, I lol'd a little at the part about catching up on lost sleep. Welcome back, new father.

Heeb-eh jeeb-eh.

10 of 16. They all looked like riffraff to me.

Jesus, this tub of shit seems to be about 2 cheeseburgers and a pack of Newports away from a morgue drawer. I loved that his headphones stayed on perfectly through the crash.

No, I think a couple more people stated like minded opinions.