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    Woohoo!

    How strong would you say her relationship with this person is? I only asky because a friend of mine... [Oh, and congrats! Keep it going!:blsmoke:]
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    you guys prolly won't do it but.....

    I voted 10, not just because you're attractive but also because Jamaica is a beautiful country. Just stay away from Accompong.
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    Great Stoner Quotes

    Alyssa: Where the fuck did the pile we just broke up go? Peter: We smoked it...about an hour ago. [In a car] Josh: Watch the fuckin' road! Jesus Christ Maddie, are you drunk? Maddie: A lil bit. (somehow she managed to slur that) Josh: Fuck it, pull over, I'm driving! Maddie: But you're stoned...
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    Mind Bender For You High Thinkers

    The unstoppable object would simply pass through the atomic structure of the immovable object.
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    legal highs?

    In Soviet Russia: car drives you! But to be honest, all of the faux marijuana I've tried have left me with a bad taste in my mouth and zero to little high, not to mention it usually costs about the same amount as the real deal.
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    Toke N Write

    Wrote it to an old tune. Sing along if ye know it! My corneas have born witness of the marching of the "Law", He is tossing aside a Bud Lite and belching a guffaw, He is brandishing a search warrant and imprisoning me up north, The lies keep spawning forth! [Chorus] Jesus Christ what have we...
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    Win A Digital Ph Pen!

    Little diddy I wrote while listening to an old song (Battle Hymn of the Republic). Sing along if you know it! -------------------- My corneas have born witness of the marching of the "Law", He is tossing aside a Bud Lite and belching a guffaw, He is brandishing a search warrant and imprisoning...
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    someone smoke

    Hahahaha! "Omg is that crack?" As for the offer, I guess I can spare a pile for a grape blunt. :mrgreen::hump:
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    What are you watchin?

    Rocket Power. Yes...Rocket Power. It's like the ancient Hawaiians always say...
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    Win A Digital Ph Pen!

    Thank you both. Your contributions are wicked. Stemseed: Your style is very Keats, minimal but surprisingly well thought out.:blsmoke: Closet.Cult: It's clear as day you have a firm rhyming technique.:mrgreen: Stenkonia, you have a very unique flow that causes random beats to appear in my...
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    What you listening to right now?

    Venus In Furs by Velvet Underground
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    Win A Digital Ph Pen!

    If water was vodka and I was a duck, I'd dehydrate 'cause I'm not drinking that muck, Thank Jah every day for the tasty cheeba, 'Course growin' it you learn Mary Jane's a diva, Ph level checks and a strong ass thirst, But in the end she's always comin' in first, Fuck the barley and fruit that...
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    Win A Digital Ph Pen!

    How about a 1st and 2nd place instead? The more swag, the more winners ya gotta have. :mrgreen:
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    Anyone Robo-baked?

    We regularly use DXM, but we never take the over the counter pills or cough syrup. We order the straight 500mg tablets from Legal Highs. I've never really liked the way ganja mixes with it, though. Being a pretty good full body anaesthetic in high doses, weed just seems to kill the open eyed...
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    Types of Acid

    Haha I meant for other people it costs $15. And people are more than happy to pay it. For me and the old lady, it's usually free (or I trade him some ganja) because we don't deal and we never ask for too much (most we've ever asked for is 20 hits, 10 for each of us in one sitting).
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    good places to hide your stash

    Back in the day, I put it in: Battery slots for EVERYTHING Bottom of ibuprofen bottles Socks in drawers My old mushroom stash/bong Razor-squared book compartments (It's okay, it was a Bill O. Reilly book) Hollow in the bottom of my TV
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    Win A Digital Ph Pen!

    Go easy on this one, I wrote it awhile ago when I was extremely blazed. I barely remember writing the thing: This is a rhyme from a small ganja farma, Started slow but I earned my karma, Bringing up plants like a dank snake charmer, Product for free-I don’t play no game, I do it all for my...
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    Is that really me in my avatar ??

    Holy shit. Been ripping the fuck out of the bong and get on here, and suddenly this thread has over 200 replies? "Woah...major mindblow."
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    interception of shroom kits by police?

    Shroom spores are legal in most states, and having the kits just means that you're going to grow some kind of fungus. Don't worry about it.
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    blunt full of keef?!?!

    Sounds delicious, Dalia. Think I'll join this little shindig with a hash and kush. Should I use grape or mango this time?
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