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Fuck yeah. Nine shots of vodka last night, and I'm about to get started on tonights drinking as well. Wish me luck. Also, I don't tend to get hangovers. I do a good job of knowing my limit and staying hydrated...I do sometimes wake up still drunk though.

Haven't read all of the replies, but I would have to go with no. I've heard too many horror stories about women somehow being able to get child support from the donor, or regardless of whatever anonymity you are supposed to have, the kid coming and finding you somewhere down the line expecting a...

I have a decent number of places that I like to eat at, but for the sake of ease I'll just mention my favorite Chinese food. In the po-dunk college town of Corvallis Oregon is a small place called "China Blue". So good. They have a mix of traditional and contemporary foods. The best thing on the...

That guy is incredibly lucky. If he were encroaching on my personal space in such a threatening way with his hands in my face like he did to Hanson he would have likely been seeing a jab and then a right cross come his way. And near the end when he assaulted the guy in the tan coat multiple...

May I suggest murder and dead body disposal as a solution?

Just too bad I can't take credit for it. If you missed it, Mike said it early on in the episode.

Thank you for making a reference to The Fifth Element. Such an awesome movie. That was the first and only movie that I've ever seen in a drive-in theater.

So we're being told that porn stars can't be inspirational!?!?!?!

Because they're Eastern Orthodox and as much as I "hate" to stereotype, people of that religion really tend to think they are better than anyone who isn't of that religion. While you could say that of other people and religions as well, I just notice it more in them. Also, it's probably because...

Where did it say he was a wanna be gangster? Usually people who actually want to be gangsters don't spend their time attending college.

I can count to 10, say one or three things, and pronounce a good chunk of the Cyrillic alphabet. So I guess what I'm saying is, ask me anything.

I'm not really a user of ash catchers, but if I were, and they all functioned identically, I would likely use the one with the skull.

I know it's not the most ideal of situations, but when you think about the fact that you will almost certainly eventually be sitting in prison for life (or worse) because of that kid, he had to go. “There are two kinds of heists. Those where the guys get away with it. And those where the...

You seem to be forgetting that Todd is a Dick Cheney style gangster.

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Oh yeah. I forgot to say that it's laughable that this guy thinks that just because you force someone into an abortion that all proof that you may have committed a crime has disappeared.

Though I do believe that endangered species lists and other measures designed to protect many species of animal are useful and necessary, I understand at least one part of the "point" he was making. His point makes some sense when you apply it to situations like the one that occurred in the...

Yes. They're good. I haven't used the digital one, but it does everything you said yours does.

I'll for sure have my hands full. One full of remote and the other full of something else.

You mean I'm not the only person who has ever seen Shaolin Vs. Lama? One of my favs has always been The Five Deadly Venoms. Most Kung Fu movies endorsed by the wu-tang clan are pretty good.