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So you knocked your pipe off of a desk and caught it, and now you expect us to help you!?!?!?!? Sounds reasonable. Ummmmm, be much more careful, load it up, and use it. I think your problem will be solved.

Haha. So you're telling me you don't think the guy popped her because he left their kid in the tanning bed too long?

First) Cellulite is not real. There is no tissue type in the human body that is called cellulite. Trust me my man I gots all A's in anatomy and physiology, and a BA in fitness and nutrition. 2) Even though I know cellulite isn't a real thing, I do know what "cellulite" is supposed to look like...

I'm going to take this question for the obvious joke that it is and go with no. Also, the saying is the good die young, not only the good die young. That being said; if the saying did include the word only, then yes, your grandma is evil.

To join in the wake an bake I would have to have been asleep at some point recently, and have some bud. Sorry.

Fred Gwynn for the win! And ummmmm....Butch Patrick for the hat trick??? The Munsters is such an awesome show, I have to really thank Nick at Night for enlightening me to so many good shows back in the day.

No Sugar Tits, I think it's just that the color black works in reverse for you..........you fat fucking bitch.

That describes my crew, the mighty Oak Grove Crew Woopty Woop Nigga Wut!?!, during highschool and some-odd years afterwards. I could never understand this shit, and always made sure to not dip my dick into those sluts.

I just hope this person gave this to the neighbors in a covert way. Probably about a year ago in my apt. building some cunt tried to put some persons business out there by posting a note similar to this, with no awesome drawings, on their door for everyone, including the manager, to see. Luckily...

By far the most frightening thing a man can see...a woman with a very hairy pussy.

I think that part of it is because (at least for myself) when you see someone laughing hysterically it triggers something in you to laugh as well...at least at the guy who is cracking up.

Wow, I can't help but raise an eyebrow, and let my cock fall out of my hand because of this picture.

Is that guy getting off the MAX in Portland?

Yeah, the last thing you want to do (maybe not the very last thing but it's up there) is become like those people I mentioned. Getting drunk can be fun, but it doesn't have the same introspective/spiritual quality that cannabis does. Cannabis can make you look at your life or whatever and you...

So pops is a lefty I see.

That's about what I drink in one night. But, I got "some" alcoholic genes in me...I ain't shit compared to some guys I know who only live to drink. From the time they wake up to the time they go to sleep they are drinking; not a place any person should want to find themselves or think is cool...

Thank you for that being a joke. I was starting to get pissed off at that cunt, and my family's cat got ran over and killed a couple weeks ago. The fuck just drove off like the fuck that they were. At least, if this were real, you tried to do the right thing and that twat tried to take advantage...

1) Grammar. B) Sentence. Last) Calling someone black is not a slur, especially not an ethnic one, black people are a "race" not an ethnicity. P.S. It doesn't sound heartless, it just sounds like the unintelligent ramblings of some coward who has never experienced true fear, and would in all...