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no no no...you never tell a woman she sux. EVER. she'll retaliate by telling the world that you have big bumps on your tiny prick...and who's the world going to believe? what you do is bounce up outta the hot and naughty all sudden like, 'I'm sorry, this is just not what I thought it was going...

yeah, just try and kill a spider with your vibe, holmes... i got a motion with my hand that I can get going for about a minute, that is good human facsimile of a vibrator. after a minute, my arm is tired. If girls could cum like men, this would be a non issue. here is a graphic...

yeah, and it's all good till he needs an ashtray...what? asstray? kinda nasty story...I once came into a room where the homie was pounding this chick from behind, swilling from a tanqueray bottle, for all of about thirty seconds once he noticed us come in...then he projectile vomited in a way...

if you hold if off a long time, it get's harder to cum...like it gets reluctant. i find that if we're going for a marathon, i can't hold off more than an hour or so, or it becomes almost impossible for me to cum. like the muscles get all tight and don't want to release... and have you ever...

kiss-ass that's for your sick ass. get better soon, holmes. ew...i hope I don't get sick now...kissing your sick ass...

dee's nuts're mighty tasty!

word, i thought you had some inside info. i worked with a cat who was cousins with a bungie employee during h3 development cycle. i got to go over to his house and play before it on the prerelease. it's big ish, if you're a gamer...but it's just a game, if you're not.

I'm a little sensitive... but noogies are a solid threat. Consider me in check... like I said, I appreciate your no-nonsense style. many want to want something, but don't really understand what that thing really looks like in ownership... for example, I want to own a home ( i mean, I already...

i didn't catch the meaning of your last post... are you a game dev. insider? 360 gamertag: xkingjmsx I fux with all sortsa games, but really, I haven't been able to get into anything since playing cod4 online.

welcome to RIU...i'm also in the PNW, next big stop south of yourtown. Sexi avitar, too. Issat you? If so, you turn me on, but there's no way we could be together, cause I can see that you would suck up all the goddamn weed and you and I would be fightin over who got to light the blunt an...

aaaaaah i see. you're just psycho. :mrgreen: it's all good. you have stated your boundaries in no uncertain terms to me and I have no doubt you've done the same with your mr. good for you. we should all be so lucky to find a woman who can speak so plainly, and with such conviction. after...

i think having a good man does that to women. or...i'm just overconfident in my 'goodness' or...i'm just dating psychos.

are you related to my wife? maybe it's a gender-thing...

and maybe dood, you may just be young. i've never been unable to last for at least ten minutes... well, there was this one chick, but that's another story... but I think as you get older you just take more time, do things right because you've killed enough clits on accident to know how to not be...

look stoney...i like you an all, but you're going to have to keep your balls outta the forum. kay? jk...seamaiden's tits, stoney's balls...hell, i'm grabbing a bottle of baby oil and swan diving up into the pile!

using an apple would be geographically correct for you...you may be able to get one fresh offa tree...if you do, start an urban legend that says you get twice as high when smoking outta an apple fresh picked from the orchard.

LOL ... good improvisation... i like clever girls...they're so much more interesting when they're pretty and clever.

then, worse come to worse...you'll just have to drive to hit olympia, tacoma, or seattle to find your closest novelty pipe store, if there's not one in yourtown USA

i'm sure there's a 'tobacco' store that will sell 'novelty' products like waterpipes and glass pipes. you can get zigzags at any cornerstore...but then you'll have to figure out how to roll. (rolling machine) still, there's a bit of a learning curve... you can also just use an apple. but I...

do you have a car? or access to one?