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that.......is.........fukked...........up. If i was married, and my wife came home with blood on her hands---i'd help her ditch the body and ask questions later. Maybe you can educate her (prolly already been suggested 20 times) about how harmless...neigh, beneficial, this wonderful plant...

hahahahahhahaha! me too. it's like "fuk i just want some hash browns". I know they still got them bitches lying around, they could just drop a couple in the fryer for me. Alas, i never ask and just end up with a couple McDoubles.

amen pimpin. you're good folks. this hit's for you....................................................cough.

Good morning all. Smoking the cheap shit out my lil pipe and lovin it (better than nothn). Tryin to find my keys to get some breakfast from Mickey D's.......OK it's probably gonna be lunch.

Well how about that, the Bible IS only number 2 behind the Ikea catalogue in distribution. I looked it up. However, I would argue that more people own the bible than own Ikea catalogues (most would just throw those out--can get Ikea online). I'm baked nonetheless.

That said I do NOT go to work high. NEVER. Just do it afterward. Respect your employers people. Who says going to work high is disrespecting one's employer? Shit, half the time my boss was high too. Most importantly, we did our jobs well. There ain't shit i can do sober that i can't do high.

Wow this is cool. i've been looking for you. just a few questions. which religion to i follow to avoid hell when i die? 1. if by chance i go to hell anyway, are there some things i should bring (portable fans, sunblock, dry ice...). i could tell my folks to put these items in my casket in my...

the bible is the most popular book in the world. The Christian Church don't need your spamming. That's whats up.

wow, i read that whole thing. To be fair i know a couple of hoes personally and they don't have much going on besides their looks. It's a question of quality. i just can't see a pimp pimping a pretty girl with a good head on her shoulders. These hoes are often really dumb/drug addicts imo...

bartender (didn't read maybe already said). I went to work baked every day for like three years. I rarely paid for it cuz some of my regulars would give me smoke as tips. No one noticed I was high cuz all the other employees were high too. Miss that gig.

....guts, no.....

pretty catchy for a religious song.

If I only Knew My Name- David Crosby (great album)

great list. "Repo Man" is a lost classic that comes to mind.

frombehind? NO!

i can't get past 3. Guess i'm safe. i'm pretty sure tobacco can cause cancer even if you vape it. Cannabis on the other hand has shown signs of fighting cancer when used in a vaporizer.

prostate exam? at 22? wow. Too bad about having to give up the ganja. Eat some shrooms from time to time to ease the pain of missing your old friend.

gotta ask, how he'd get so high if the seedlings didn't even have any real leaves yet??

wii do you like her to have her high heels on or off during sex?