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This evening's entertainment brought to you by Vodka. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

It goes by a different name, they call it "Marriage".

I've had practice.

WOW! Look at you! I've always loved you in that robe! Here's my paycheck. Where would you like to go for dinner? Can I get you a piece chocolate with that?

You know how to stay out of hell? Change religions. LOL!

I live in Wisconsin, I've got all those bases covered. EDIT : Wait, do you mean pedestrian, or meticulous by pedantic? I'm pretty meticulous about things, but I'm not unimaginative.

....I'm actually not too far out from Michigan as it is.

Only my own, but I don't judge you for liking others' dicks. We are who we are.

Thanks, man. I'm gonna keep on keepin' on until the wheels fall off, so to speak.

I didn't freak out about said ass, I didn't complain, get irritated, or anything else...I simply said it's not my area of experience, and I like less dick with my ass. That's not homophobic, that's just being who I was born to be. Respect my rights as a heterosexual!

The man's had the taste for a long time, eh? Nice man, very nice.

Hmm, says invalid attachment for me, did you break RIU, Dirtsurfr?

Maybe, but it would be nice. As it is, I'm pretty limited in options, so I've been checking out various states that have weather, laws, and people more to my taste. But I'm starting to accept that I may just be stuck here for the rest of my days. It's not such a bad place, it's just not my...

A guy's pasty white ass isn't really my area of experience. I prefer more color and less dick.

I don't know if I consider getting drunk and selling meth as "better" things to do, but I see your point. Some people are assholes, as is their right. Yelling back at them is yours.

It's a joke whilst telling about a joke! You made a funny.

My original idea was to save the money on the house part and just buy some acreage, then build a cabin. She doesn't think she'd like living in a cabin in the woods. So we started hashing out things, gotta be close enough to a town/city for her to drive to it to buy things, no well, no propane...

Dude...they were hells angels types by your own account...do you know them to be anything other than disrespectful to others?

I know I'm supposed to look at the woman...but 'dat beard. That is a sexy beard, man. And I'm straight!

Well, one would think it improper to share someone else's pasty white ass...unless you paid for them with cigarettes.