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I've never had to take a woman's bra off women have always done it for me

I sneezed at work and blew a hole in my right eardrum so I had a claim for sneezing on the job

my secret surfing spot where only I know

Sir David Attenborough I can do a pretty good James Mason voice

In about 1981 I was driving to my home on the outskirts of the tiny town of Sisters, Oregon in my '65 Toyota Landcruiser wagon at about 2AM when a cat ran out from the side of the road and I heard a thump, so I pulled over to the side of the road and there was this cat with his head pretty much...

I was listening to the isolated vocal track for this song and I swear they say "oompah, oompah, take it up the oompah!" right before the "everybody smoke(s) pot" thing. Listen for yourself:

Yucca Dew Shampoo! sorry

Aloe Vera gel

When I was in the FFA in ~1974 I collected bull semen holding an artificial vagina inside a dummy cow

I keep thinking about the first person who figured out cow's milk was good to drink

I'm building the new fence entirely on my property, with the property line ~2" from the fence

I fired up my Husqvarna chainsaw and whacked away at the ivy-encrusted fence I'm taking down on the west side of the Napsalot estate

Muted colors are hard to hear

What is an anagram of 'Mute'?

It's called a "sprue", or sometimes a "tree" There shouldn't be any black tires on it though I don't like the look of kit chrome, so I strip it with Ez-Off oven cleaner in a bag, then use "Metalizer" and buff it out

I used to invite the Jehovah's Witnesses in and then spend half an hour or more talking about MY beliefs by the end, they were just begging to leave Haven't heard from them since, they must keep records

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I'm a Norman My family emigrated from Normandy to what was then called Acadia in the 1700s and were deported by the English but returned to settle in northern New Brunswick and were one of 32 families ceded land by the British is 1767 as reparations for having been expelled

I'd say that depends on what one wants

What a pretty fish I'm guessing about a pound