Rollitup

Tomato

flockyknockynihiliprilification

Grow up. It's called a shlong.

shlong to name but one.
Anaconda
Banana
Baseball bat
Big boy
Big guy
Boner
Bratwurst
Bulge
Chode
Chub
Chubby
Chuck Dickens
Cock
Dick
Dickas Hilton
Dingaling
Ding-dong
Disco stick
Dong
[Eggplant emoji]
Excalibur
Firehose
Franks and beans
Gerald (when he can’t get it up…a play on “geriatric”)
Gherkin
Goldfinger
Groin
Hose
Indiana Bones
Jackhammer
Jimmy
Johnson
John Johnson
Joystick
Junior
Junk
Knob
Knobgoblin

Big ol pepis