Fed-Ex Flat-Rate Fail

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schuylaar

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i just wanted to pass this along..

i have an account with fed-ex and went to their depot to get one of those "flat-rate" boxes they're advertising all over the place and this is what i found out:

1. they keep the boxes in the back - no self serve - you must ask
2. the boxes are tiny..extra large would fit a cookie tin, a few small items like small candle, small infant toy 18"x 18" x 4"
3. you MUST bring your items to the depot and pack it there
4. you are NOT allowed to remove the box from depot
5. must be sealed in the presence of fed-ex clerk

fuck that!:finger:
 
schuylaar said:
total pathetic, loser who doesn't want to fuck his wife anymore, 24/7 RIU member fail..give us a break and logoff sometime?..willya, already?
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You're a typical lazy progressive who sponges of tax payers. You shop at high dollar stores like Nordstrom and get pedicures and manicures, then receive government assistance for healthcare. Where I come from, we call that a cheating fraud.

You hate me because I expose your pathetic lazy mooching ass, so thank you, I'll carry that hatred like a badge
 
beenthere said:
You're a typical lazy progressive who sponges of tax payers. You shop at high dollar stores like Nordstrom and get pedicures and manicures, then receive government assistance for healthcare. Where I come from, we call that a cheating fraud.

You hate me because I expose your pathetic lazy mooching ass, so thank you, I'll carry that hatred like a badge
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:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
 
Get involved then douche, instead of sitting on RIU, your not getting anything changed here whining about it. How hard have you worked to get it the way you want it? You should run for local office and make a change, what % of the votes do you think you could get in your community?
 
Hazydat620 said:
Get involved then douche, instead of sitting on RIU, your not getting anything changed here whining about it. How hard have you worked to get it the way you want it? You should run for local office and make a change, what % of the votes do you think you could get in your community?
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People generally work harder FOR entitlements than against them. Follow the money. Who other than a paid politician has time to solve our nations problems unpaid?
 
beenthere said:
You're a typical lazy progressive who sponges of tax payers. You shop at high dollar stores like Nordstrom and get pedicures and manicures, then receive government assistance for healthcare. Where I come from, we call that a cheating fraud.

You hate me because I expose your pathetic lazy mooching ass, so thank you, I'll carry that hatred like a badge
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why so bitter, so close to christmas?..perhaps you need a visit from 3 angels and death..scrooge!
 
schuylaar said:
i just wanted to pass this along..

i have an account with fed-ex and went to their depot to get one of those "flat-rate" boxes they're advertising all over the place and this is what i found out:

1. they keep the boxes in the back - no self serve - you must ask
2. the boxes are tiny..extra large would fit a cookie tin, a few small items like small candle, small infant toy 18"x 18" x 4"
3. you MUST bring your items to the depot and pack it there
4. you are NOT allowed to remove the box from depot
5. must be sealed in the presence of fed-ex clerk

fuck that!:finger:
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usps.... u can package shit up at home just stop by post office and get some flat rate boxes... usps is hurting and needs ur money..... they also need a search warent to open any to open any package...
 
schuylaar said:
3. you MUST bring your items to the depot and pack it there
4. you are NOT allowed to remove the box from depot
5. must be sealed in the presence of fed-ex clerk

fuck that!:finger:
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next time ask them to pack the double-horned, black, 14" vibrators.. tell them your religion prevents you from touching the nasty things but an order is an order and must be filled.

Give them a wink and say, "Nice service!".
 
theexpress said:
usps.... u can package shit up at home just stop by post office and get some flat rate boxes... usps is hurting and needs ur money..... they also need a search warent to open any to open any package...
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Yup, that's what I do.
I just go in and pick the boxes I need, take them home.
The Postal service is good at this.
In fact, this is what they do best.
 
Hazydat620 said:
Get involved then douche, instead of sitting on RIU, your not getting anything changed here whining about it. How hard have you worked to get it the way you want it? You should run for local office and make a change, what % of the votes do you think you could get in your community?
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The only douche is the one that would defend another American that takes advantage of the system.
You can't change federal policy at the community level, chock that up to ignorance on your part.
I have about five years then I'm retired and out of this POS state of California.
Your and Schutlarr's kind, if left unchecked are going to ruin this country, just like they did in California.
 
beenthere said:
The only douche is the one that would defend another American that takes advantage of the system.
You can't change federal policy at the community level, chock that up to ignorance on your part.
I have about five years then I'm retired and out of this POS state of California.
Your and Schutlarr's kind, if left unchecked are going to ruin this country, just like they did in California.
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I hope you stroke out from watching FOX before you get to see one hour of retirement. I hope schuylaar and my kind are the death of you:lol:
 
abandonconflict said:
Shouldn't you be out creating jobs? For a job creator you sure spend a lot of time on RIU.
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Thanks for your concern, but when you get to where I'm at in my life (whoops, I guess you won't) You'll have figured that out.
The jobs I've already created over the years have enabled me to work when I want, kinda like that gubment check you get every month, but self earned and much more!

BTW, did you know that you have almost twice the amount of posts than I do and UncleBuck has 10 times more?
 
Hazydat620 said:
I hope you stroke out from watching FOX before you get to see one hour of retirement. I hope schuylaar and my kind are the death of you:lol:
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That's the difference in you and I, even though I can't stand your politics, I wish you a long, prosperous and healthy life.
 
Wavels said:
Yup, that's what I do.
I just go in and pick the boxes I need, take them home.
The Postal service is good at this.
In fact, this is what they do best.
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i'm kinda scared of the post office..a friend shipped me and it never came..but he's kind of a burnout so who the hell knows..he shipped me a ripped fed-ex bag also, and taped it with electrical tape on the outside..and yes, he was shipping me weed:wall:
 
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