Schuylaar's Sesh - Anatomy of a Bust..

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schuylaar

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well, so i'm studying for my next test and i hear the "cop knock"..i knew it!

and i'm just 420 and walked outside..3 of them 1 looking in all detectives..day planner in his hand..good cop/bad cop

i hear you have plants let's just come inside to make sure you flush them..

um " do you have a search warrant mr po-po?"

no?

packing up and too bad so sad on cc gsc..someone popped me..

thank you..
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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schuylaar said:
well, so i'm studying for my next test and i hear the "cop knock"..i knew it!

and i'm just 420 and walked outside..3 of them 1 looking in all detectives..day planner in his hand..good cop/bad cop

i hear you have plants let's just come inside to make sure you flush them..

um " do you have a search warrant mr po-po?"

no?

packing up and too bad so sad on cc gsc..someone popped me..

thank you..
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I know we have a difference of opinion politically but in no way do I want anyone here to have trouble. Please be careful.
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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schuylaar said:
well, so i'm studying for my next test and i hear the "cop knock"..i knew it!

and i'm just 420 and walked outside..3 of them 1 looking in all detectives..day planner in his hand..good cop/bad cop

i hear you have plants let's just come inside to make sure you flush them..

um " do you have a search warrant mr po-po?"

no?

packing up and too bad so sad on cc gsc..someone popped me..

thank you..
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did the Dank Stank give you away or did somebody rat you out?

i would move my garden to another crib for a while, lay low, be cool, and then get back to growin herbs.

Protip: having a regular garden of "Legitimate Plants" helps conceal "Unusual Purchases" like nutes, soil, and whatnot from nosey neighbors and Lawer Infursmint Offisers.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Dr Kynes said:
did the Dank Stank give you away or did somebody rat you out?

i would move my garden to another crib for a while, lay low, be cool, and then get back to growin herbs.

Protip: having a regular garden of "Legitimate Plants" helps conceal "Unusual Purchases" like nutes, soil, and whatnot from nosey neighbors and Lawer Infursmint Offisers.
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Also, loose lips sink ships.
 
Canna Sylvan

Canna Sylvan

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schuylaar said:
well, so i'm studying for my next test and i hear the "cop knock"..i knew it!

and i'm just 420 and walked outside..3 of them 1 looking in all detectives..day planner in his hand..good cop/bad cop

i hear you have plants let's just come inside to make sure you flush them..

um " do you have a search warrant mr po-po?"

no?

packing up and too bad so sad on cc gsc..someone popped me..

thank you..
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Da fuck? Did you invite Doer over and he accidentally posted using your account?
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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Canna Sylvan said:
Da fuck? Did you invite Doer over and he accidentally posted using your account?
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i think the cops showin up demanding to see OP's dope plants turned 420 into 840, and the OP is still high as fuck, and nervously Chain Tokin his/her whole stash.

i dont expect sober grammar for at least 2 days yo.
 
Harrekin

Harrekin

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Dr Kynes said:
i think the cops showin up demanding to see OP's dope plants turned 420 into 840, and the OP is still high as fuck, and nervously Chain Tokin his/her whole stash.

i dont expect sober grammar for at least 2 days yo.
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When I lived in an apartment the landlord once called to say he'd be over to do something the following day (24 hours notice) so I packed my whole grow into cardboard boxes and put them down in my car in the underground parking.

I can understand the chained panic smoking.

And to conclude:

FUK DA POH-LEECE!
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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no, not fuck the police.

i just went out and talked to a cop who was scanning the neighborhood for a guy knocking on doors and offering electric work at almost midnight.

i am covered in leaf litter and resin with 8-10 pounds of weed hanging to dry inside and he didn't say a word about it.

be polite to cops and live where it's legal.
 
Harrekin

Harrekin

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UncleBuck said:
no, not fuck the police.

i just went out and talked to a cop who was scanning the neighborhood for a guy knocking on doors and offering electric work at almost midnight.

i am covered in leaf litter and resin with 8-10 pounds of weed hanging to dry inside and he didn't say a word about it.

be polite to cops and live where it's legal.
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Not an option for the other 95% of the world...
 
NnthStTrls

NnthStTrls

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And if you don't live where it's legal, keep your head down, your mouth shut, don't look like a hippie or a gangster, don't sell, and don't do anything that calls negative attention upon yourself.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Harrekin said:
Not an option for the other 95% of the world...
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moving to oregon is a perfectly viable option for anyone who wishes.

lots of real estate left in washington and colorado as well. should i even mention california?

but no matter where you live, you'll get a lot better result by talking with respect to the cops. it doesn't hurt to keep both your hands completely visible at all times as well.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Canna Sylvan said:
I think it's quite amusing when a mudscuttle tells people to move to their white privilege hood or quit their bitching.
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this ain't north dakota, sweetheart.

i live in what is known as the hispanic part of town. about 30% hispanic population here.

where i'll be moving to in california, which has similarly lax laws with regards to cannabis, has a 28% white population. the rest is pretty evenly divided between blacks, hispanics, and asians.

so take your racist line of douchebaggery and shove it up your ass.
 
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