Carne Seca
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Joss Whedon on Mitt Romney
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Dr Kynes
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that man makes excellent points.
while i may not be much of one for parkour, and generally prefer to be the solid anchor at one end of the firing line taking the headshots and keeping my shield up between the Zee and thee, a quick nimble striker who can sally forth and duck back into the shield line before he gets omm-nom-nommed could be a useful addition to my Zee-Plan.
how quick are you carne? and do you have the steeley nerves to slip through the grasping fingers of the zomnambulists with an armload of tinned greenbeans or that ever so precious last tin of deviled ham?
if so, ill pencil you in.
while i may not be much of one for parkour, and generally prefer to be the solid anchor at one end of the firing line taking the headshots and keeping my shield up between the Zee and thee, a quick nimble striker who can sally forth and duck back into the shield line before he gets omm-nom-nommed could be a useful addition to my Zee-Plan.
how quick are you carne? and do you have the steeley nerves to slip through the grasping fingers of the zomnambulists with an armload of tinned greenbeans or that ever so precious last tin of deviled ham?
if so, ill pencil you in.
Carne Seca
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Pretty damned fast. I can duck and weave like a drunken spider monkey.
Dr Kynes
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how fast could you clock a 50 yard dash in an aluminium scale, zed-tooth resistant vestment, sleeves and gorget?
something along these lines, but with sleeves and a stock, total weight about 12 pounds, mostly centered on the shoulders and hips?
I have enough food for about 6 months. co2 purged rice/wheat. 
I have a brick house. Sometimes I eye the backyard and wonder how I can shore up the privacy fence to keep zombies out I have double fence on 3 sides of my yard, so I might be ok. Really, I need to put a floor in the attic.
I have a brick house. Sometimes I eye the backyard and wonder how I can shore up the privacy fence to keep zombies out I have double fence on 3 sides of my yard, so I might be ok. Really, I need to put a floor in the attic.
k0ijn
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I have a Sativa stash saved for the zombie apocalypse.
brotherjericho
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I have seen the Walking Dead. I think the "virus" is actually just a heavy indica high. Those suckers can hardly move, and all they think about is eating!
Carne Seca
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how fast could you clock a 50 yard dash in an aluminium scale, zed-tooth resistant vestment, sleeves and gorget?
something along these lines, but with sleeves and a stock, total weight about 12 pounds, mostly centered on the shoulders and hips?
I can work a train. This ain't shit.
Dr Kynes
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TMI homey.
what you do in the bedroom should stay between you and the 10-20 other consenting adults that make up a respectable train.
it's all good.
no pics needed.
I always wonder about the zombie shows. I mean... have you ever been to FL? Rednecks have what are essentially monster trucks here. I don't think an entire crowd of zombies would slow it down, the only issue would be the gas usage. They have hunting vehicles that are 12 feet off the ground and have like campers on top of them that can drive through the swamp. I don't think Zombies would be harder to drive through than the swamp. I was surprised when they took the prison on Walking Dead. It was one of the first rational things I have ever seen someone do on a zombie show.
Carne Seca
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TMI homey.
what you do in the bedroom should stay between you and the 10-20 other consenting adults that make up a respectable train.
it's all good.
no pics needed.
You have a filthy mind.
This kind of train.
desert dude
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You have a filthy mind.
This kind of train.
I like the locomotive for that train. The train, not so much.
Dr Kynes
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You have a filthy mind.
This kind of train.
her shit is draggin on the ground. she needs a tailor, unless she wants to put some murphy's oil soap on that fucker and clean my hardwood floors, then its cool.
otherwise, im a leg man, i like to see some gams.
also, dude???
you sayin you can run in a dress like that?
is that an event or something?
if so, the gay olympics might be awesome. full beards, evening gowns and stilletto heels in a cross country stile race. that shit would be badass. i can see it now, highlights in slo-mo while survivor's eye of the tiger plays, as a dude with a vandyke hits the last hurdle in pink chiffon and a bustle...
his chest hair waving gently in the breeze, two guys behind him racing for second, neck and neck, their hoop skirts clanging together like chariot wheels in Ben Hur, sparks flying from the contact of the steel rings, a fallen competitor wailing in dismay by the side of the track, futilely trying to gather up the rhinestoines that fell from his matching handbag during a collision...
so dramatic. like chariots of fire.
This is what the rest of the country thinks of when they hear "San Fransisco"
Carne Seca
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That may be but at least we can spell San Francisco.
Dr Kynes
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oh snap!!@!
Canna Sylvan
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Doc,
What you describe is, "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," meets the Olympics.
What you describe is, "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," meets the Olympics.
Dr Kynes
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