Drug test

OrganicMartian

Active Member
Hello, so I might be lucky enough to pee in a cup. A job opportunity requires a pre employment drug test. I am looking at a detox drink that is supposed to dilute your urine Basically. Has anyone tried one or can recommend an easy way to beat the test? The one at the bong shop is called detoxify mega clean, its 4 stars on Amazon so it must usually work right

I smoke almost daily. A joint or bowl sometime a vaporizer. Maybe 7 grams a month. Haven't smoked in 48 hours
 

GeneBanker

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Back in the day when I had a whiz quiz I’d just have my little brother pee in a ziploc. I’d double bag it and tape it to my leg. Pinch the corner of the bag off, and it will be body temp and come out like pee. Had pre employment and tasc checks. Beat them both. Good luck. So glad I don’t have to deal with this anymore
 

OrganicMartian

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Back in the day when I had a whiz quiz I’d just have my little brother pee in a ziploc. I’d double bag it and tape it to my leg. Pinch the corner of the bag off, and it will be body temp and come out like pee. Had pre employment and tasc checks. Beat them both. Good luck. So glad I don’t have to deal with this anymore
Yes they take a temperature and if it's not 95 ish Fahrenheit they assume a cheat. I'm surprised a bag taped to a leg could reach the same temperature as the urine inside the body
 

WubbaLubbaDubDub

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If your smoking that little a month you can OD on vitamins and pass pretty quickly.
When I used to have to pee in a cup for work I never quit smoking I just cut back at the very most quit for 2 days before the test.

Buy cranberry extract I was taking 1000mg twice daily.
B complex (b1-b12 the more the better) twice recommended dose twice daily
Get a quality milk thistle root extract,I found one with dandelion root mixed in worked well.
Drink as much water as you possibly can every day leading up to your test.
If you have to drink a coffee/beer/energy drink daily, they make you pee more, with lots of water.

Give me 5 days of vitamins and I never failed.
 

Tracker

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Drink lots of water. Make pee come out clear. Don't do strenuous fat burning activity within 1 day of the test. Don't get the first bit of pee in the cup. Get your flow going, stop, then go in cup.
 

A.k.a

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You cannot hydrate enough to beat tests now. They’re way too good and also measure other metabolites so they’ll flag as tampered or whatever just from drinking a ton of water it’s dumb.

Just go buy synthetic urine from the head shop. Usually they come in a small bottle with a thermometer on the side and one of those little glove warmer heat packs.
 

1dude1seed

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BC Entities Field Kit. Used it in the past several times, worked every time. But you MUST have the temp stable in the correct range when you use it.

Edit: actually just used one a few months ago to get my current job. Then I saw the test results afterwords and noticed they don’t even test for THC :wall: haven’t used one since.
 

xtsho

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It depends what type of equipment they're using to test. Even if you dilute it to where it's indetectable they'll know you diluted on purpose.

I haven't taken a drug test in decades and don't plan on ever again. But I know some that use the dehydrated urine and pass every time.

 

VincenzioVonHook

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On a side note, does anyone not think it's a problem that marijuana comes before job prospects for the majority of people here? Crazy that people would rather tape someone else's piss to their leg then stop smoking for a while.....
 

nl5xsk1

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Lol I drank a detox drink, a week long detox kit and stopped smoking for four weeks.....I still came back positive.
Yep, snake oil!
I decided to go cold turkey, started home testing at 30 days, once a week until 6th week,
Much easier with the monkey P
 

OrganicMartian

Active Member
When is your drug test? Did you think to stop smoking while you were looking for a job? Priorities...
Yesterday I got the lead from the recruiters brother in law. Email her today and she wants a phone interview. Sounds like I got the job but my buddy was saying I'd be there next week so likely tested Friday or Monday. I'd have no problem quitting for x amount of time to get a clean sample for a sure job but I'm not going stop one of my favorite past times for no certainty of a job require these bogus standards. Just happened this way out of the blue and I'm going to stick it to the system and get this job. I don't apply for jobs when the require pre a and d tests
 

OrganicMartian

Active Member
I'll look up some synthetic urine see if It's available in time. I'm not a fan of other people's pee. Sounds like the detox drink is too risky
 

Romulanman

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I've ALWAYS used synthetic urine for tests. There's no point in even having a chance to fail. I've used them at least 7 times and it worked every time. Very easy to use. Warm to temp and hold next to your balls.

 
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