Warm fuzzy feeling

Bareback

Bareback

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So it's the time of year when we have our job performance evaluations. I usually score perfect but this year...... someone had filled a complaint against me. So I go to ask questions, only to find out that there's no complaint. WTF... more questions.... turns out my supervisor is trying to get his buddy promoted over me.
He told some head bosses that I didn't give him a warm fuzzy feeling, so I suggested microwaving a kaola bear and shoving it up his ass .

So do you kind folks think I'll get a raise?


Edit: What gives you fine peeps that " Warm Fuzzy Feeling " ???
 
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jerryb73

jerryb73

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Bareback said:
So it's the time of year when we have our job performance evaluations. I usually score perfect but this year...... someone had filled a complaint against me. So I go to ask questions, only to find out that there's no complaint. WTF... more questions.... turns out my supervisor is trying to get his buddy promoted over me.
He told some head bosses that I didn't give him a warm fuzzy feeling, so I suggested microwaving a kaola bear and shoving it up his ass .

So do you kind folks think I'll get a raise?
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With a suggestion like that, I can’t see why not..

You sir are a problem solver..
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Bareback said:
So it's the time of year when we have our job performance evaluations. I usually score perfect but this year...... someone had filled a complaint against me. So I go to ask questions, only to find out that there's no complaint. WTF... more questions.... turns out my supervisor is trying to get his buddy promoted over me.
He told some head bosses that I didn't give him a warm fuzzy feeling, so I suggested microwaving a kaola bear and shoving it up his ass .

So do you kind folks think I'll get a raise?
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So did your supervisor falsify a complaint, an official complaint?
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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Bareback said:
So it's the time of year when we have our job performance evaluations. I usually score perfect but this year...... someone had filled a complaint against me. So I go to ask questions, only to find out that there's no complaint. WTF... more questions.... turns out my supervisor is trying to get his buddy promoted over me.
He told some head bosses that I didn't give him a warm fuzzy feeling, so I suggested microwaving a kaola bear and shoving it up his ass .

So do you kind folks think I'll get a raise?
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Most people like their kaola cold....so idk tbh imvho GL
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Bareback said:
It was a false complaint, and he tried to weasle out of it. I think it's going to come back to haunt him.
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It damn well should; especially if you are a union shop you can hammer the fucker. Middle management has few protections and usually no union backup. He has the legal ability to cast shade on a worker in the comments section of a job eval; for example "Joe Blow has a slight attitude problem" or "Joe Blow takes extra time for lunch breaks often". But falsifying an official complaint is a firing offense
 
Bareback

Bareback

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Singlemalt said:
It damn well should; especially if you are a union shop you can hammer the fucker. Middle management has few protections and usually no union backup. He has the legal ability to cast shade on a worker in the comments section of a job eval; for example "Joe Blow has a slight attitude problem" or "Joe Blow takes extra time for lunch breaks often". But falsifying an official complaint is a firing offense
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It's not a union job but it is a major University . The dude has been falsifying labor reports ever since I got here ( 9 years ) . He's been in trouble for missing deadlines, budgets and harassing clients, he's had 4 vehicle accidents one of those totaled. I don't know why that asshole still has a job, I guess it's because it's a government job and his bosses are to damn lazy to deal with it.
I always thought that him missing the budgets was by design so we could get a budget increase, but now I think that no one gives a shit.

It's not like working in the real world were hard work and dedication is rewarded, here it's seen as a threat to the estabishment.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Bareback said:
It's not a union job but it is a major University . The dude has been falsifying labor reports ever since I got here ( 9 years ) . He's been in trouble for missing deadlines, budgets and harassing clients, he's had 4 vehicle accidents one of those totaled. I don't know why that asshole still has a job, I guess it's because it's a government job and his bosses are to damn lazy to deal with it.
I always thought that him missing the budgets was by design so we could get a budget increase, but now I think that no one gives a shit.

It's not like working in the real world were hard work and dedication is rewarded, here it's seen as a threat to the estabishment.
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Sounds like he's probably got major shit on somebody up high. I've seen that before. If someone's that much of an asshole for that long and no one's doing shit about it, that's where I'd put my money. Good thread, 4 starred...
 
charface

charface

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Bareback said:
So it's the time of year when we have our job performance evaluations. I usually score perfect but this year...... someone had filled a complaint against me. So I go to ask questions, only to find out that there's no complaint. WTF... more questions.... turns out my supervisor is trying to get his buddy promoted over me.
He told some head bosses that I didn't give him a warm fuzzy feeling, so I suggested microwaving a kaola bear and shoving it up his ass .

So do you kind folks think I'll get a raise?


Edit: What gives you fine peeps that " Warm Fuzzy Feeling " ???
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Im no expert but if the steaming koala
Don't do the trick your boss may have a calloused asshole.

In which case get get in there with some pumice.
On a steeeek...
 
Potmetal

Potmetal

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I tell you what would give me the happies. Stomping that fucker, that's what. I can't think of a single good reason why any man would not expect to have to explain messing with another man's livelihood. By explain I don't really mean explain in the traditional sense. If somebody were to try and play dirty pool with my career there'd be a pretty steep price. Way too many assholes running around thinking they're someone these days.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Bareback said:
So it's the time of year when we have our job performance evaluations. I usually score perfect but this year...... someone had filled a complaint against me. So I go to ask questions, only to find out that there's no complaint. WTF... more questions.... turns out my supervisor is trying to get his buddy promoted over me.
He told some head bosses that I didn't give him a warm fuzzy feeling, so I suggested microwaving a kaola bear and shoving it up his ass .

So do you kind folks think I'll get a raise?


Edit: What gives you fine peeps that " Warm Fuzzy Feeling " ???
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cannabineer

cannabineer

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Bareback said:
So it's the time of year when we have our job performance evaluations. I usually score perfect but this year...... someone had filled a complaint against me. So I go to ask questions, only to find out that there's no complaint. WTF... more questions.... turns out my supervisor is trying to get his buddy promoted over me.
He told some head bosses that I didn't give him a warm fuzzy feeling, so I suggested microwaving a kaola bear and shoving it up his ass .

So do you kind folks think I'll get a raise?


Edit: What gives you fine peeps that " Warm Fuzzy Feeling " ???
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cannot resist.

 
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