420 Institute w/Prof. Terpen

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Prof. Terpen
The 420 Institute


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Im already confused.
You are anti law breaking but use
multiple weed names because of the iffy legal nature business?

Ill be back...

So is this something you do in person?

Okay I don't get it? I use the names Cannabis and Marijuana, what's wrong with that? And the legal issue is just to remind people to be smart.

Prof. Terpen
The 420 Institute

Crickets...

When can I become a certify grower.

I like the sound of ProfCharface.

HEheheh the avatar is everything.

I'm new here and I joined to help people. I'm not sure why you guys are only interested in diagnosing my terminology and name. That is my real last name and I happen to be a doctor and professor. Maybe I'm to old to understand the cool way of talking on here. But thanks for sharing and I wish you all the best.

Prof. Terpen
The 420 Institute

profterpen said:

I happen to be a doctor and professor.
Prof. Terpen
The 420 Institute

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mb you can teach the crickets how to roll. No one else seems to be interested.

Can I have that last few min of my life back.....

dannyboy602 said:

mb you can teach the crickets how to roll. No one else seems to be interested.

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Yes Crickets that's amazing you reference crickets.

Crickets...

It was 1987, General George Washington had just invaded Egypt and he wanted pyramids. He was obsessed with aliens. But building pyramids is a lot of work, so on a trip to Amsterdam I befriended a young but goal oriented cricket, went by Jimini. Late one night when we were dinning with Walt we called Whitman and he cam over with his g pen and a fat sack of some 2011 Cannabis Cup BC God Bud. But it was the American charger and the battery was dead. Then that darn Jimini tore the blank page out of the motel 6 Gideon Bible a rolled a perfect joint. Come to find out Crickets are naturals bro. So we hired Mother Teresa and Michael Obama (Michelle before the operation) to round up and inslave all the crickets of the world. They took them all to Egypt to Rollitup for the Trump Pyramid building crew. Then I traveled with Aladin on his carpet to Monticello where good old Thomas Jefferson had the highest sativa man's ever seen, said they used it in their cotton production outfit. I chartered a boat build with this old dude named Noa. We left Miami early the next morning, I slaved all day growing, harvesting and drying weed. We should have been to Egypt by dinner but some Somalians tried to take our boat but Captain Jack help and we docked a little after 8 that night. In 14 hours I had produced from a single seed 10, 000 clones, which I seeded all of and then grew 100,000,000 all female plants that produced 760 billion pounds of weed. The crickets had it Rollitup'd in less than an hour. We placed the whole crew on a joint an hour and the pyramids were done 3 weeks before they broke ground.

Crickets...


Prof. Terpen
The 420 Institute

Dam I gave out too much rep in the last 24 hrs. I'll stop back. Great story. Plus rep IOU

Thanks Doc
You all but healed my insomnia.

profterpen said:

I'm new here and I joined to help people. I'm not sure why you guys are only interested in diagnosing my terminology and name. That is my real last name and I happen to be a doctor and professor. Maybe I'm to old to understand the cool way of talking on here. But thanks for sharing and I wish you all the best.

Prof. Terpen
The 420 Institute

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hope you had a better editor for your diss. there prof. terpen; not to join in to a round of heckling, but don't you think it's bit presumptive to come into a new forum and declare yourself the teacher? I mean, it's a forum: a place for equals to come together to communicate ideas, debate them, and grow from such debate. not exactly a place for explicit tutelage.
just my two cents,

Dr.J20 said:

a place for equals to come together to communicate ideas, debate them, and grow from such debate. not exactly a place for explicit tutelage.

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You obviously haven't read the last 10 pages in here!! 'what's a seed' and 'do i need a light' or 'why is my seed growing'!!! It's the same questions over and over again, even in other sections it's the same questions.

In my short time here it seems that anything new is attacked with derision, just an observation.

Look all I'm saying is when I get certified can you sign it Professor Schmitt or something.
I want to be taken seriously.

Bump...I like this thread. No talk of defoliating or flushing or semen or egg shells. Just a light hearted thread about random shit. This place needs a professor anyway. There's been a slot open ever since Prof Marijuana disappeared. Ok prof the newbs await your vast knowledge and experience. Start answering the tough questions anytime you're ready.

I wonder where he got certified to tell stories like that. XD But no no, in all seriousness... call me Doctor Reemis from now on. But really, I'm just kidding. Professor Reemis will do just fine. xD But no really, welcome to RIU Prof/Doc. I'm sure you've already figured out by now that some of the most intelligent cannabis cultivators reside in this lovely domain.

Maybe we can start at the ground and work our way up.

If worms have been used in an oil cleanup type situation and I get ahold of them inexpensively should I purge them prior to use in the bin?

If not how would one dispose of them
responsibly and humanly.
I was thinking drowning.
Feels like a dick move though.
Anyway

Yeah screw it.
Just riff and we'll vibe.