deprave
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Hey guys I am not a legal professional by any means but I have learned a lot of valuable tips for keeping yourself safe. I am a health professional however. I will start this thread off with tips on drug testing and post about more stuff later.
[Drug Testing]
#1 Safe Way - Get a prescription for Marinol so you can write on your tox screens that you take marinol. This will show a false positive for marijuana 100% of the time. This is the #1 way to get around invasion of your privacy. There is also other items that can very rarely test false positive for maijuana even otc items such as advil so add this to your list also, there is about 32 different medications that can result in a false positive. Remember never admit to using marijuana even if you have a card or not. FOR MAXIMUM LIBERTY AND FREEDOM COMBINE THIS WITH THE DILUTE METHOD AS DESCRIBED BELOW IN #3.
#2 Pretty safe Way - for unmonitored test (most test) synthetic urine is very easy way to pass. It can be reheated and stored unlike real human urine. You can use your car heater to get it to the right temp before you go in. Your sample must be between 90F and 100F to be valid when you hand it to the tester. 96 or 98 is perfect. This is the stuff they use to calibrate the machines, top notch. Although I have never met anyone that 'into' urine, I would imagine this is the stuff that gives urine enthusiast everywhere a great big woody.
#3 Safe Way In rare cases you could be asked to retake the test - Abstain from marijuana for at least 72 hours. Dilute your urine with water, drinking 1 glass every hour. and 3 glasses 3 hours before test. Take recommended asprin dose 8 and 4 hours before the test. For these 3 days take multivitamins that have b2 or straight vitamin b2 supplements. For these 3 days take creatine supplements 2x recommended dose. 3 hours prior to taking test use vitamin b2 supplements 2x recommended dose. Remember never admit to using marijuana.
#4 Safe way but the hardest to perform - Use someone else s urine, it must be as fresh as possible, We are talking hours, The urine should be 4oz and into a small plastic bottle with a thermometer it must be kept warm but never reheat you can mess it up. Your sample must be between 90F and 100F to be valid at the time you hand it to the tester. 96 or 98 is perfect. Handwarmers can help.
[Drug Testing]
#1 Safe Way - Get a prescription for Marinol so you can write on your tox screens that you take marinol. This will show a false positive for marijuana 100% of the time. This is the #1 way to get around invasion of your privacy. There is also other items that can very rarely test false positive for maijuana even otc items such as advil so add this to your list also, there is about 32 different medications that can result in a false positive. Remember never admit to using marijuana even if you have a card or not. FOR MAXIMUM LIBERTY AND FREEDOM COMBINE THIS WITH THE DILUTE METHOD AS DESCRIBED BELOW IN #3.#2 Pretty safe Way - for unmonitored test (most test) synthetic urine is very easy way to pass. It can be reheated and stored unlike real human urine. You can use your car heater to get it to the right temp before you go in. Your sample must be between 90F and 100F to be valid when you hand it to the tester. 96 or 98 is perfect. This is the stuff they use to calibrate the machines, top notch. Although I have never met anyone that 'into' urine, I would imagine this is the stuff that gives urine enthusiast everywhere a great big woody.#3 Safe Way In rare cases you could be asked to retake the test - Abstain from marijuana for at least 72 hours. Dilute your urine with water, drinking 1 glass every hour. and 3 glasses 3 hours before test. Take recommended asprin dose 8 and 4 hours before the test. For these 3 days take multivitamins that have b2 or straight vitamin b2 supplements. For these 3 days take creatine supplements 2x recommended dose. 3 hours prior to taking test use vitamin b2 supplements 2x recommended dose. Remember never admit to using marijuana.#4 Safe way but the hardest to perform - Use someone else s urine, it must be as fresh as possible, We are talking hours, The urine should be 4oz and into a small plastic bottle with a thermometer it must be kept warm but never reheat you can mess it up. Your sample must be between 90F and 100F to be valid at the time you hand it to the tester. 96 or 98 is perfect. Handwarmers can help.
