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Pissed off that the mailman waved at you? Late to work because you spent the past 18 hours sleeping? Eat an entire jar of peanut butter after being reacquainted with the concept of "appetite"? Can't shit because you ate an entire jar of peanut butter and your meth fucked GI tract can't digest anything other than bananas anyway? Sort of glad you can't shit because you're out of toilet paper and have lost the will to leave the house to buy more
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