this is how i cook with the magical plant.first i cut up 1/4 ounce of ganja and mix it with 3/8 of a cup of olive oil (make sure it has a high fat content) Simmer 4 about 45 min you will know it is done whenit has reached its stinkiest point something to remember this smells very bad i could...
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a...
i agree it is a awsome job just a hobby for me right now but i am thinking about expanding.i just put some eggs in a incubator that i made might do 500 or so not sure yet see how it works out.my cows are my pride though i should have my first calf this summer
i have a small hobby farm 5 cows. 60 hens one rooster i built incubator i am going to hatch my own egg layers and buying 10 pigglets in the spring looking for any advice and curious as to how many farmers are pot heads?
man walks into bar sits down orders a drink
bartender gives him a drink
man drinks it takes off his hat looks inside puts it back on his head and orders another drink
bartender gives him a drink
and again the man drinks it and takes off his hat and looks inside puts it back on and orders...
not really jokes but funny just the same
here i sit in steam and vapour
someone stole the fuckin paper
no need to worry
no need to lingure
watch out asshole here comes my finger
here i sit all broken harted
paid a dime and only farted
yesterday i took a chance
saved a dime and shit my...
i dont know how these guys can do that i have a script 240 month and tryed snorting one ounce it fucking burnt my nose so bad i will not be doing that again i guess i am just a pussy 2 much burn for me.I try to eat ganja instead of the pills just to expensive and this years crop didnt last as...
redneck gets married him and his new wife are just about to have sex for the fist time and the women says to the man this is my first time.THe man gets scared and runs to his dads house say dad what do i do she is a virgin .dad saysgood thing you left if she aint good enough for her family she...