haha its funny how many people have gotten into naming their shit. I've gone from
Mary Joanna
The Soldier (because i broke it, taped it back up, and used it for one final bowl before throwing it away)
The Love Machine (first small bong)
McLovin (bigger bong)
Baby Beluga
ive struggled with the same question. in my case, my friends were smoking, but i didnt know whether to quit because i would have fun while smoking with them then when coming down i would get depressed since i was going through a rough time in my life. I've learned you just gotta do what suits...