Recent content by joemomma

Your a lot better off calling a cab. It's better for you, your driving record, insurance rates and not to mention everyone else on the road. As for .08 not affecting people your forgetting different people have different tolerences, I get buzzed pretty damn easy, I'd be fairly drunk at .08 so I...

What the fuck is up? haven't been on here in quite some time. How the hell is everyone? Been a lot going on since I was last here. Don't need to go into any details but things have settled down a bit and I've been needing me some rollitup. The place has changed a little. (I think, maybe it's...

Yeah, I know Thugsy, He's a leg breaker from Chicago. He's good at his job too. Any shark knows when a payment is late they can count on Thugsy to apply the proper motivation to get accounts settled. He's a real proffessional but if you happen to see him in the morning, you wouldn't think so...

My wife did the nail polish thing on her toenails and was kinda sloppy so I told her I'd fix it for her, grabbed some paints and a little brush and this is what I did: :mrgreen:

To me these tragedies only serve to prove that good people should be able to own guns. If there was a straight a student with a glock they could have taken out the bastard before they killed so many. What would really suck is if some psycho with his illegally gotten firearm came after me and my...

Siamese cats are cool. When I was younger my sister's siamese was my stoner buddy. My friends would come over and we would be smoking in my room, we'd hear the door rattling and would see this little cat paw clawing madly under the door, when the door was oppened she'd run in and jump on my...

I think Pete's onto something there, just don't ask IN the head shop, they'll have to kick you out. FDDs suggestion of the park is good too. And while the high school idea might work sounds a little risky, people are so freaked out about kids these days, you're likely to get arrested or have you...

Cats that cost money are clearly gay. Real cats are free. :-D

I'm pretty sure that i'd kill the guy right there at the funeral, it's pretty obvious he wants to fuck my sister.

I think the most memorable sexual experience for me would be the one that almost happened but didn't.... Smokin hot twins! It would have been awesome! As maxwell smart would say... "Missed it by that much!" :roll:

Don't smoke that shit, make hash out of it.

Always a champion of the downtrodden, fdd helps mexicans that can't swim cross the Rio Grande into the US.

I think he should go for #2! A good ass pounding now and then by the boys in general population would do wonders for him!

This is FDD negotiating with the bitch that stole his weed.

....shove a gerbil up your ass. Cops always make me...