Recent content by Green on Green

I will admit that I do have my "emo" moments. I assume you are kind of young, because any man experienced with women will tell you that its not always the pussy party you thought it was going to be when you were a kid. We all have dark times fam, and this was written during one of mine. I...

It was at that point he felt the cold unmistakable nose of Gertrude, the family goat nestling his rear. Poor Gertrude hadn't had the company of a male goat in years and the farmer felt bad. With the mood ruined the farmer raised his wife from her knees and led her out of the barn. Just as they...

Oh shit! I thought I was the only one! I drive past lowes or home depot and start twitching. All day every day all I think about is Sex and Weed, and sex with weed, and sex in my grow room, and trading kinky sex favors for the weed I grew in my grow room while having sex amongst it, and how to...

Well I love meat. Steak: The bloodier the better, Chicken: Fry that shit up, Fish: any way its prepared is scrumdiddlyumptious. I also love pitching in the anal sex department :hump: or at least the dirty Sanchez. I guess I'm really going to hell. I still have yet to hear a valid explanation...

Thanks guys:joint:

Same shit same toilet same game I gotta play today, Praying to the sky to please flush the fuckin pain away, Worlds weight on my shoulder, contemplating why I want to stay, Forming deadly habits drink about a 5th of grain a day, Numb myself into submission, on a suicidal mission, Life is...

Thats funny, because I blame the suburban kids (not just the white ones either) for the popularity of this "gangsta" bullshit. Anybody REALLY from the "hood" knows that most of these gangsta rappers are fake as fuck, and bootleg their albums for the FEW hot singles they may have. If it wasn't...

dammit people post!!!! this can be an epic thread!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry what?...I was fantasizing about your lips

....He remembered the large University a few miles out of town, and how some of the students would frequent his favorite watering hole in town. They often smelled of marijuana when he passed them. He decided to visit the bar the next weekend and try to start a conversation about his new...

Yo, just go over there. Like you said they are cool people so there isnt a chance of getting a hole stomped in your ass. Prepare a note in advance in case he isnt home. Bring your bags and a shitload of the dankest shit you have and explain your story. The worst that can happen is he tells you...

.................Get Milk Mustaches?

Sounds interesting...would like to hear other experienced growers opinions on this

Will do, Thanks

HOLY SHIT!!! 50 gallons?!! Thats ridiculous.