“I smoked a lot of fuckin’ hash that night. Nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I’m ashamed of myself. First can doesn’t count; then you get to the second and third; fourth and fifth I think I burned with the blowtorch. Then I just kept eating."


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