potpimp
Sector 5 Moderator
Miss "Mary Jane" Simpson died today of complications. She was 82 days old. She is survived by her grower, PotPimp, her 5 sisters the "Blueberry quints" and two lesbian lovers "Big Bud" Smith and "Big Bud" Jones. Miss Simpson spent the first 36 days of her life just "vegging" as she would say. The rest was spent in 12/12 flowering under the HPS tanning lamp. She loved horticulture and taking long walks into the soil. A viking funeral is planned for 4:20 pm on Valentines day, after drying and curing. Mr. PotPimp says he plans to burn her body "a little at the time".
