Random Jibber Jabber Thread

beuffer420

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totally agree my great grandma died 2 years ago but she was born when the titantic was doing its route and sank so she told us some crazy stories
My grandma hasn't passed yet and still has her wits about her( strong Italian woman) but the amount of wisdom years of life carries is nuts! Like Donny's said The amount of change in the world that's taken place in her life all our grandparents lives is huge. I hear stories my grandma tells and have trouble believing that was the normal back then.
 

DONNYS

New Member
I knew about that. Many military applications. Scary shit, nobody cares as long as Honey Boo Boo is on. I think you have to present it like this, or run it on CNN for a week for anyone to get interested.

now my avatar way sexier
yours looks like the wrong end of a prison rape scene
 

kinetic

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How the fuck does one drive past their toddler grandchild's house 5 days a week for 6 weeks and not stop in to visit?!?! What. The. Fuck. And I'm the bad guy? Nope, no way, I'm not buying that.
 

kinetic

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Man csi Miami cracks me up! Lol heratio and his one liners!
My wife and I also used to watch it for comedic value. No one got it, they would look at us like we were crazy. I liked it when the big cop would question someone and heratio would pop out from behind him like chris hansen.
 

beuffer420

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My wife and I also used to watch it for comedic value. No one got it, they would look at us like we were crazy. I liked it when the big cop would question someone and heratio would pop out from behind him like chris hansen.
Lol I know I just watched an ep on n flix, opens up with a girl shot right in the forehead. All the sudden enter stage left comes heratio he takes his glasses off and tells frank " yep she's dead bullet wound to head frank" just kills me every time lmao! I wonder if he ever watches any of his eps in utter embarrassment? Pry not though sure he got paid good.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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now my avatar way sexier
yours looks like the wrong end of a prison rape scene

yeah, I wish the gif would work. I saved the pic as "priorities" she's face down, getting her head beat in and all she can think of is to pull her pants up to cover har fat. Crazy. I posted the gif in NSFW.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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My wife tried to make us watch that Miami shit and I would leave the room. Stupid, stupid, stupid. LV jumper the shark a few years ago too. Can't watch that shit

I actually yell at the tv while she watches it. Things like, "get a fingerprint from the surveillence video from across the street!"
 

kinetic

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My wife tried to make us watch that Miami shit and I would leave the room. Stupid, stupid, stupid. LV jumper the shark a few years ago too. Can't watch that shit
That's because you're doing it wrong. Approach it when you have the giggles, if you don't get the giggles just keep smoking until you do. Then sit back and not pay too much attention, but just enough to catch the comedic gold. It's there, oh it's there.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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Oh, a guy I knew many years ago through a mutual friend is LV Metro and he said they all laugh at that show because the real CSI couldn;t find their ass with both hands.
 

beardo

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So I just got some pigeons and I plan on getting more. I am going to be training carrier pigeons, i'm going to be ahead of the curve so that I position myself as the name in carrier pigeons. I believe it's the wave of the future. You will all be wanting my services in the years to come
 

beuffer420

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The show grew on me, more for the humor I get out of it though. I'll watch a lot of shit though I guess boredom gets the best of me sometimes.
 

DONNYS

New Member
So I just got some pigeons and I plan on getting more. I am going to be training carrier pigeons, i'm going to be ahead of the curve so that I position myself as the name in carrier pigeons. I believe it's the wave of the future. You will all be wanting my services in the future
I bet pigeons will replace cell phones
go for it sounds like good business plan
u need investors ?
 

kinetic

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So I just got some pigeons and I plan on getting more. I am going to be training carrier pigeons, i'm going to be ahead of the curve so that I position myself as the name in carrier pigeons. I believe it's the wave of the future. You will all be wanting my services in the future
How is Ernie doing there anyway Burt?
[video=youtube;pPj3G7U-K04]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPj3G7U-K04[/video]
 

ClaytonBigsby

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That's because you're doing it wrong. Approach it when you have the giggles, if you don't get the giggles just keep smoking until you do. Then sit back and not pay too much attention, but just enough to catch the comedic gold. It's there, oh it's there.
I am usually pretty good at that, but I swear, I hate the whole cast. I hate that NCIS show too, but I could watch it in the background hoping for a shot of this babe





If I wasn't married.................. I'd give her scoliosis, and if she has it, I'd straighten it out!
 

DONNYS

New Member
i am usually pretty good at that, but i swear, i hate the whole cast. I hate that ncis show too, but i could watch it in the background hoping for a shot of this babe





if i wasn't married.................. I'd give her scoliosis, and if she has it, i'd straighten it out!
thats my daughter u sorry fuck
 

beardo

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I bet pigeons will replace cell phones
go for it sounds like good business plan
u need investors ?
That is what I am thinking also, I believe there will be a need for secure communications and that is where Beardo's Birds® comes in
I am not currently interested in allowing investors but if I decide to I will let you in on the IPO
 
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