The dumbest thing you've ever done while high

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schuylaar

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demonhaze said:
I'm not proud of this and I'm lucky to be alive but at least I learned from it. I was around 17, I helped my old man logging since I was 14. Well I pretty much took care of the log yard alone(you have to cut whole trees into 8ft lengths). So thinking I was a smart sneaky invincible teenager I smoke a joint to myself after lunch 1 day, next thing I know a huge double poplar tree gets brought into the log yard. Everything seems normal, I mark it out and start cutting it up still stoned aka with my head up my ass, well I started at the butt of the tree and cut the 1 side off next thing I know the side I didn't cut flips right over top of my fucking head. 4 tons of tree almost hit me in the face, I sat down for a bit and never smoked on a dangerous job again, still to this day
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whoa..i can feel the wind of it as it passed by your head..that was def a day to thank the universe.
 
demonhaze

demonhaze

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schuylaar said:
whoa..i can feel the wind of it as it passed by your head..that was def a day to thank the universe.
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Your damn right it was a day to thank the universe, hell it happened to fast to even be afraid... Until after. I learned a great deal that day lol
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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schuylaar said:
whoa..i can feel the wind of it as it passed by your head..that was def a day to thank the universe.
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Same sorta thing only I wasn't stoned.
I was cutting Sitka spruce with a hopped up Mcculloch saw (I've owned/used this saw for over 20 years) & it kicked back worse than it ever had before & I swear only the hand of God stopped it from crashing blade first into my face @ full RPM.

I still don't know how it didn't eat my lunch - it should have.
 
demonhaze

demonhaze

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Same sorta thing only I wasn't stoned.
I was cutting Sitka spruce with a hopped up Mcculloch saw (I've owned/used this saw for over 20 years) & it kicked back worse than it ever had before & I swear only the hand of God stopped it from crashing blade first into my face @ full RPM.

I still don't know how it didn't eat my lunch - it should have.
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I use a 395 husqvarna and if had close calls with it sober, but there's a chance you live through getting cut. There's was no chance I survived that tree though. That day I went from having the safety IQ of a teenager to having one of a man. Looking back I was a stupid kid at times lol
 
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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schuylaar said:
like were you walking to the same class? lmfao
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rofl, we walked about a mile and a half only a verbal arguments, nothing with fists, i stopped and confronted him saying if he was following me he better get ready, turns out we went to the same college lol. funny thing is he was high too.
 
curious2garden

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demonhaze said:
I'm not proud of this and I'm lucky to be alive but at least I learned from it. I was around 17, I helped my old man logging since I was 14. Well I pretty much took care of the log yard alone(you have to cut whole trees into 8ft lengths). So thinking I was a smart sneaky invincible teenager I smoke a joint to myself after lunch 1 day, next thing I know a huge double poplar tree gets brought into the log yard. Everything seems normal, I mark it out and start cutting it up still stoned aka with my head up my ass, well I started at the butt of the tree and cut the 1 side off next thing I know the side I didn't cut flips right over top of my fucking head. 4 tons of tree almost hit me in the face, I sat down for a bit and never smoked on a dangerous job again, still to this day
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Holy moly! You are jackpot lucky!! Be careful out there. We have a couple chainsaws and we used to buck all our own firewood. We typically used 6+ cords a year and took 11 to be sure we wouldn't run out. I can't imagine smoking and then starting up a Stihl! Dangerous stuff.
 
kinetic

kinetic

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curious2garden said:
Holy moly! You are jackpot lucky!! Be careful out there. We have a couple chainsaws and we used to buck all our own firewood. We typically used 6+ cords a year and took 11 to be sure we wouldn't run out. I can't imagine smoking and then starting up a Stihl! Dangerous stuff.
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6 cord!? Psh, we used to average 50 a winter.
 
demonhaze

demonhaze

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curious2garden said:
Holy moly! You are jackpot lucky!! Be careful out there. We have a couple chainsaws and we used to buck all our own firewood. We typically used 6+ cords a year and took 11 to be sure we wouldn't run out. I can't imagine smoking and then starting up a Stihl! Dangerous stuff.
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never had trouble till that day but fuck smoking and doing anything like that on a commercial level, It will catch up with u sooner or later
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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I've already posted my retard in a pink tutu. I think he takes the cake for sure in my list of incredibly stupid things to do while high.
 
BarnBuster

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slowbus said:
well when i lived on the east coast what they called a cord was actually a face cord(1/3 of a cord)
a true cord measures 4 feet by 8 feet by for feet wide
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...and stacked so the rat can run thru it and the cat can't follow.
 
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