We call those fat girls over here and we have a good population of them lol.
A spam musubi before a hike? Munchies? Appetizer? Count me in.
Slices of spam pan fried after a quick soak in a shoyu/sriracha/sesame/brown sugar(had to leave out the secret ingredients, sorry...) marinade of sorts. Nice and crispy outside, delicious by-products inside.
(A musubi is basically spam and a layer of rice wrapped in nori)
Other than that, I basically don't eat spam. My fat ass brothers make the gnarliest breakfasts with spam and everything else you can find in the kitchen, but you won't catch me doing that.