Havnt had sex in three weeks :(

riverchaser

Active Member
\What the fuck are you talking about?
Let me dumb it down for you since your reading comprehension is clearly below average.
Page 1: Op says he has a 3 month premature baby in the hospital
Page 2: op says he makes nearly 12/hr at place of employment , any idea how much money it costs to sit in a hospital for a day.Sure as fuck isn't 12/hr
Page 5: op says baby ways 2 lb and change... not leaving the hospital any time soon at that size.
Page 15: Op claims to be supporting himself, baby momma, and baby, and helping out foster mom with the rent... that paycheck must be made of magic

This is the information that I used to come up with my burden of state comment.

Back to page one: Heres a direct quote from the op, Plus I'm still in highschool so there are lots of hot girls always walking around and flirting. Jeeez god help me. I'm not a cheater but this INSANE. The will power will give out eventually, I assume he is human, although barely.

Page one again: Baby momma isn't even healed up and he already can't think about anything else. If she could get pregnant orally she probably would already be.

These comments lead me to the conclusion that he will be done with her more sooner than later, cant get it at home, gonna go somewhere else to get it. Its just the way some people are. Since he can't think about much else besides fucking, its what he's gonna do, with who ever gets in his way.

Thats what the FUCK I'm talking about.
 

patlpp

New Member
Why are U all on him so bad. What's done is done. If he were less of a man, he would have just ran to another girl and f**ked her. At least he manned up and took responsibility.
Lets call you Nostradamus as you can clearly predict the future.

In all seriousness, I was 17 when my mom had my first 1/2 brother, I was also 17 when I moved out. It was the constant noise and smell of bodily fluids that got me out, I didn't have to go, but I sure as hell wanted to. In fact I was willing to PAY MY OWN MONEY FOR MY SANITY. To you this will be known as child support, to me it was rent.
Oh well whats one more burden of the state, I'm sure your big boy paycheck is covering the latter half of your child's gestation period, since your underage baby momma couldn't.


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\What the fuck are you talking about?
Let me dumb it down for you since your reading comprehension is clearly below average.
Page 1: Op says he has a 3 month premature baby in the hospital
Page 2: op says he makes nearly 12/hr at place of employment , any idea how much money it costs to sit in a hospital for a day.Sure as fuck isn't 12/hr
Page 5: op says baby ways 2 lb and change... not leaving the hospital any time soon at that size.
Page 15: Op claims to be supporting himself, baby momma, and baby, and helping out foster mom with the rent... that paycheck must be made of magic

This is the information that I used to come up with my burden of state comment.

Back to page one: Heres a direct quote from the op, Plus I'm still in highschool so there are lots of hot girls always walking around and flirting. Jeeez god help me. I'm not a cheater but this INSANE. The will power will give out eventually, I assume he is human, although barely.

Page one again: Baby momma isn't even healed up and he already can't think about anything else. If she could get pregnant orally she probably would already be.

These comments lead me to the conclusion that he will be done with her more sooner than later, cant get it at home, gonna go somewhere else to get it. Its just the way some people are. Since he can't think about much else besides fucking, its what he's gonna do, with who ever gets in his way.

Thats what the FUCK I'm talking about.
Is it me or does this guy make no sense, someone please help. Should I have interpreted all that from his previous post?
 

riverchaser

Active Member
Is it me or does this guy make no sense, someone please help. Should I have interpreted all that from his previous post?
Apparently not, but I made the mistake of assuming you read more than three posts in this thread before before chiming in, unless you did read it all and forget what you read before you clicked reply. Which is the reason for my reading comprehension comment.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
do not fuck her for a while.
my mom didnt think she'd get pregnant so quickly after having my sister, but then 5 months later she was pregnant with me and my brother, and you do not want 3 kids under the age of two.
anywho, you're young and your lady just popped out a baby. still in high school. You might want to wait a bit? you shouldnt be so focused on smoking and sex, you still have a baby in the hospital...
Holy shit Urca- This may be the greatest most thoughtful post of yours I have ever read, I'm going to use the new like feature on this, and a high five to you
 
awww for fuck sake..... plow away on her ass until her cooch can receive it. Just think about the 'highschool hotties' to get by the smell of poo, and her incessant screaming. Really? There are a ton of self-help groups willing to provide you with coffee so you can stay awake long enough to whine about your blue-ball bullshit.
 

AltarNation

Well-Known Member
Apparently not, but I made the mistake of assuming you read more than three posts in this thread before before chiming in, unless you did read it all and forget what you read before you clicked reply. Which is the reason for my reading comprehension comment.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Ironically, you've overlooked all the instances where OP expressed that they've found a way to make it work and are sexually pleasuring each other again.

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Rest of this is generalized and not in response to the above quote:

Man, if there's one thing this thread proves, it's HATERS GOTTA HATE.

Please people. This kid has taken your shit with AMAZING grace. I can't believe you guys won't give him a fucking break at this point. I'm not saying he's perfect. I see where he's falling short like you do. But FUCK, at least he takes your trolling and keeps ROLLING, which is really evidence of some core qualities that are admirable. I wouldn't be surprised if he sticks it out, loves his kid, and fucks his wife. Have a little fucking faith in humanity for christ sake. Or is that too passe for the cynical jaded mind inside? People grow when they have to, even if they're 18 year old hornballs. Gotta start somewhere. You were there once, I bet.

Those of you who want to press him into the mold you've made up for him, should get fucked.

Just a couple cents.
 

......

Well-Known Member
The op is probably like 19 he really didn't fuck up that bad.My cousin had had his son when he was 15 lol,now he was a fucking dumbass but the kids are all good.Like 90 percent of he people I know with kids had them before they were 17
 

pharmacoping

Active Member
Ironically, you've overlooked all the instances where OP expressed that they've found a way to make it work and are sexually pleasuring each other again.

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Rest of this is generalized and not in response to the above quote:

Man, if there's one thing this thread proves, it's HATERS GOTTA HATE.

Please people. This kid has taken your shit with AMAZING grace. I can't believe you guys won't give him a fucking break at this point. I'm not saying he's perfect. I see where he's falling short like you do. But FUCK, at least he takes your trolling and keeps ROLLING, which is really evidence of some core qualities that are admirable. I wouldn't be surprised if he sticks it out, loves his kid, and fucks his wife. Have a little fucking faith in humanity for christ sake. Or is that too passe for the cynical jaded mind inside? People grow when they have to, even if they're 18 year old hornballs. Gotta start somewhere. You were there once, I bet.

Those of you who want to press him into the mold you've made up for him, should get fucked.

Just a couple cents.
I hear ya man!! this is a tough crowd
 

kizphilly

Well-Known Member
everybody i know had there kid when they where young like 16-17 aint a big deal just do what you gotta do for your family and your be good
 

ANC

Well-Known Member
Yeha right, you'll be able to afford it if you have a smart kid who wants/deserves to go to university?
 

bud nugbong

Well-Known Member
awww for fuck sake..... plow away on her ass until her cooch can receive it. Just think about the 'highschool hotties' to get by the smell of poo, and her incessant screaming. Really? There are a ton of self-help groups willing to provide you with coffee so you can stay awake long enough to whine about your blue-ball bullshit.

(like button)
 

Johnnyorganic

Well-Known Member
Sometimes expired ones get micro-breaks in them. The expiration date is stamped on the end of the condom when rolled out all the way.
But you never noticed that did you!! LOL bustin' nuts.
That's right.

Continue thinking about my penis....

Nothing will come of it, but hope springs eternal (on your end).

:-o
 
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