Segway Police

[Derple]

today i was walking around town baked as fudge, and i saw a cop on a segway, and, i just thought, how would he arrest people? "sir, get in the basket".

 

[Sask420]

Our town has a couple side by side atv's all done up with lights and shit. too bad they can't catch much going 80km

 

[NoGutsGrower]

They had those for mall cops back in washington. I saw a guy screwing with a security guard on one. "So what are you going to do if I steal something and run can that thing keep up with me? what about when I just push you down? and how about when I run through that crowd of people or through the tables at the food court or through a clothing store and out a back door or how about when I just go down these 3 steps right here?" It was SOOO funny!

 

[zhn0k]

they'd use their walkie-talkies or whatever and call in to have a cruiser sent over ya big 'thilly goose!

 

[Dj1209]

They had those for mall cops back in washington. I saw a guy screwing with a security guard on one. "So what are you going to do if I steal something and run can that thing keep up with me? what about when I just push you down? and how about when I run through that crowd of people or through the tables at the food court or through a clothing store and out a back door or how about when I just go down these 3 steps right here?" It was SOOO funny!

Hahaha that's awesome the stair part especially I can picture the guard getting off and carrying it down the stairs

 

[MellowHaze]

lazy bastards lol all you'd have to do to get away is climb over a wall or fence or even just step up a curb lol

 

[Derple]

imagine if in the future they only had segway cops, "damn curbs! my arch nemisis!"

 

[Dizzle Frost]

i just wanna closeline people on those..retard cops LOL

 

[NoGutsGrower]

they'd use their walkie-talkies or whatever and call in to have a cruiser sent over ya big 'thilly goose!

Just mall cops. They cant even carry pepper spray. They can radio someone to call the police.

 

[canuckgrow]

LOL....Segway cops are even less intimidating than the 3 wheel scooter cops in NYC....or what we call in my hood supercops that ride little 125cc dirtbikes....LOL....They do have some bigass flashlights though

 

[Dizzle Frost]

i wanna see a high speed segway chase!

 

[Kodank Moment]

"Sir, I'm gonna need you to stop moving around back there and hold onto my waist please."

 

[Dizzle Frost]

"Sir, I'm gonna need you to stop moving around back there and hold onto my waist please."

LMAO
Sir your gonna have to stand on the back of my segway and give me a statement

 

[Kodank Moment]

"Please empty your pockets into the basket and place your hands on the handle bars please."

 

[Dizzle Frost]

"Please empty your pockets into the basket and place your hands on the handle bars please."

Im picturing a futuristic version of the Dukes of Hazzard...all segways tho

 

[MellowHaze]

i wanna see a high speed segway chase!

Segway cops chasing a shop lifting granny or fattie on a mobility scooter..... EPIC!!

 

[Kodank Moment]

Im picturing a futuristic version of the Dukes of Hazzard...all segways tho

With fucking lasers and shit.....epic. Call Hollywood...

 

[Dizzle Frost]

With fucking lasers and shit.....epic. Call Hollywood...

Fuckin lasers make anything kickass! Im callin ASAP!

 

[Kodank Moment]

This is very true. The world needs more lasers. It would be a lot more interesting.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

This is very true. The world needs more lasers. It would be a lot more interesting.

Agreed..Cr Evil go the ball rollin with "Sharks with frikien laser beams"