Best Joke to Tell High?

groovedaddy

groovedaddy

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a Possum is up in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks by and asks to join him. After a few puffs the lizard gets cotton mouth and tells the possum he is going to get a drink of water. As he leans over the bank of the river to drink he falls in and is rescued by an alligator. The alligator asks the lizard why he is so clumsy today and the lizard tells him that he has been smokin out with that hippy possum in the tree back there. The alligator could use a buzz so he goes to investigate. As he approaches the tree the possum yells down "Damn you was thirsty!"
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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Dr. Greenhorn said:
do I need to be high to get these jokes or something? 'cause I don't get it, lol
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i didn't get it either, and still not sure if i have it right, but i read the clue aloud, and i think i got it.. i'm gonna pm the poster and see if i was right, i don't wanna spoil it for anyone else..
 
Downey

Downey

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racerboy71 said:
i didn't get it either, and still not sure if i have it right, but i read the clue aloud, and i think i got it.. i'm gonna pm the poster and see if i was right, i don't wanna spoil it for anyone else..
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you got it lol.........i was really stoned myself when i wrote that joke....
 
MrDank007

MrDank007

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This is a good stoner joke..bad normal joke.

A guy is sitting with his girl and smiles right before cutting one. Much to his dismay the fart went "HOOOOONDA". He thought that was weird. A few days go buy and he is on the john and sure enough "HONDA!" And he starts to get worried as he is passing gas more and more. About this time he is experiencing a terrible toothache, so he drives to his asian dentist. As he is laying in the chair his stomach starts to gurgle as he is telling the dentist about his toothache and sure enough HONDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Terribly embarassed, he apologizes. The asian dentist says "Hmm, ok open mouth" He takes a look "Just as I suspected...you have abscess." "Abscess?"

"Yes...abscess make the fart go HONDA!

oh man, that's dumb...
 
H2grOw

H2grOw

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Two truckers spot a hitchhiker and decide to give him a ride. After they had gone a few miles, the driver says, "I hope you will excuse me, but I have to fart." He rolls down the window, cocks his leg and lets a silent one go. A few miles later, the other trucker says "I have to fart, too." They roll down the windows and he also cuts a silent one. Several miles later, the hitchiker has to pass gas as well. He politely asks the truckers to roll down their windows again. He cuts a loud and long one. The two truckers look at each other and say, "Virgin!"
 
bushybush

bushybush

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What do parsley and pussy hair have in common?


You push 'em both aside and keep on eating.


ba-dum schhh.
 
W N L

W N L

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What does a pizza guy and a gynecologist have in common?

----► They both can smell it, but can't eat it.

LOLROFLMAOWTFBBQ????!!!
 
VER D

VER D

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i heard this on up in smoke i forgot how it went but the punch line was "the only meat a priest could have on friday was none "
 
VER D

VER D

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Willie Nelson jokes are the best epically if ur high
[video=youtube;wGS7Ss6K4O4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGS7Ss6K4O4&feature=related[/video]
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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Dr. Greenhorn said:
no problem :D there's a few jokes that are on this thread that I still don't get, lol. like the honda joke, I still haven't gotten that one yet
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the honda joke? i must have missed that one, got to go back and look now.. i was impressed that i actually figured out the how to put a condom on an elephant joke..
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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i just got the honda one.. had to read it a few times though.. absence.. absess.. absence makes the heart grow founder.. makes the fart go honda.. pretty lame, but atleast i got it, lol.
 
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