Ha Ha Ha Get A Load Of What Happened To Me Today

[motoracer110]

The funniest thing happened to me today. While driving in my friends car from snowboarding I smoked a bowl when half the way through I was smelling what seemed like burnt popcorn I didn’t really know where it was coming from and my friend thought that I was crazy and smoking good weed so I thought nothing of it and fell asleep. When I got home my friend got out of the car and when he saw me he just broke out laughing, come to find out I burned off my eyebrow I guess we hit a bump and the flame came to close to my face. hahahahaha looks like im not getting laid for a while. Dose anyone have any funny stories of when they were getting high?

 

[moxtox]

One time i just kept on eating nad eating...like everything. Like i was eating corn pops, drinking OJ and then I started eating Tostitos. Then all of a sudden my friends like ,"yo if you keep eating you're gonna barf" and then i just barfed into 1/2 a big ziplock bag of tostitos and after i was like ,"wow i was eating those tostitos whole...no wonder i barfed" LOL

 

[1puff2puff3puff]

ROFL...lol... that suuuuuuuuuux, i cut off both my eyebrows one time when i was in kindergarden and my parent made me go to school anyway... it was TERRIBLE... i just had seen my mother shaping her eyebrow and i wanted to try.... it suxed but at least i was in kindergarden.

 

[DumpsterKeeper]

I was ultra broke one time. I had a dub my friend gave to me as a charity high and I didn't even have a lighter (my bic had just run out of juice). So I had some kitchen matches, I lit up a bowl with my face hanging right over the bong. I moved the match away as the bud began to cherry like usual, but I forgot that matches don't go out until you blow them out and ended up setting my hair on fire.

Word of advice to stoners: Though long hair makes you look like a rock star and adds to your credibility in weed-related conversations, it can be hazardous.

 

[Truu]

I rolled a joint in my friends car one time. Somehow i ended up with weed on my shoulder? "weed on your shoulder" then became a little joke with me a my friends. All i could think of.

 

[DumpsterKeeper]

The only explanation for shoulder weed I can think of goes as follows:

Shoulder weed will occur when the subject has been smoking so much marijuana that his scalp has started to merge with the plant itself. The result is dandruff with a high THC content that can be smoked. The reason shoulder weed is rarely smoked is because most people are not comfortable with smoking weed that flaked off of a person's scalp.

 

[Truu]

The only explanation for shoulder weed I can think of goes as follows:

Shoulder weed will occur when the subject has been smoking so much marijuana that his scalp has started to merge with the plant itself. The result is dandruff with a high THC content that can be smoked. The reason shoulder weed is rarely smoked is because most people are not comfortable with smoking weed that flaked off of a person's scalp.

HAHA. That was awsome. I am a victim of Shoulder Weed.

 

[1puff2puff3puff]

You need Weed and Shoulders...lol

 

[Truu]

I'd use it too!

 

[fdd2blk]

careful with flannel shirts and ziplock baggies.

every time i would go to the grocery store i seemed to have weed in my pocket. i would fold the baggie in half and put it in the BUTTONED pocket of the flannel i was wearing. while walking thru the store they always seemed to unfold and wiggle out. i'd end up at the register with a full cart and half a bag of dope sticking out of my chest pocket. got a big smile every time.

 

[motoracer110]

The only explanation for shoulder weed I can think of goes as follows:

Shoulder weed will occur when the subject has been smoking so much marijuana that his scalp has started to merge with the plant itself. The result is dandruff with a high THC content that can be smoked. The reason shoulder weed is rarely smoked is because most people are not comfortable with smoking weed that flaked off of a person's scalp.

Hahahahaha Good explanation

 

[DumpsterKeeper]

I'm so funny, I should start up a website.

Oh wait, I DID! The Dumpster

 

[Truu]

Ha that reminds me of a story.

Back in 8th grade me and 3 friends were growing some plants in my friends shed. We would sneak out every night at 12 and go tend to our plants and smoke/drink in the shed. One night we took my brothers truck to walmart to get some florecent lights and soil, and fogged it up and drank half a liter of vodka along the way. When we got there we were stoned as fuck walking around eating cheetos and poptarts inside the store lol. When we got to the counter everything was going smoothe even though we could tell they knew what we were up to. As i was leaving with the cart the lady says to me "have a good night, and dont forget about that joint in your ear". At that point i realized i left and joint in my ear and started to crack up. Man those were the good days.

 

[Truu]

Nice site dumpster, i might send you a rant one day.

 

[Smoke133]

Hahaha man Truu you're a crazy guy!

 

[Truu]

Whats up smoke? I havent had any bud all week man im going crazy! Im so desperate i've started to resin hit my pipe.

 

[nowstopwhining]

Ok heres my funny story...I was with a few good friends and we were chillin on the couch smoking bowls. We pack up a fresh bowl and my friend pat starts hitting it. He is taking a huge rip and we har this crackling sounds and it smells nasty as hell...Im like what the fuck did someone pack him a bowl of seeds and as I go to grab the bowl I realize his fucking hair had lit on fire


hahahaha he had pretty long hair.

 

[krillianred]

bhahahaha

eating them whole?

 

[CrazyChester]

My wife and my best friend and I were driving back from a day of smoking and drinking at the river. We had hauled out all of the trash from the people we were partying with. We were lighting up when I noticed an open beer in my bud's hand "WTF get rid of that". So he poured it out the window. Right on the windshield of a Cop's car. Man I had some splainin' to do. I told the cop that we had just returned from from picking up trash at the river and found a can with some beer in it amongst the trash. So we were just pouring it out to get rid of it. Funny thing was he gave us a ticket for littering. Later we took the ticket to court and beat it. Maybe I'm a little to wasted the story doesn't seem as funny as it used to. Maybe I left out the nudity part.

 

[nowstopwhining]

My wife and my best friend and I were driving back from a day of smoking and drinking at the river. We had hauled out all of the trash from the people we were partying with. We were lighting up when I noticed an open beer in my bud's hand "WTF get rid of that". So he poured it out the window. Right on the windshield of a Cop's car. Man I had some splainin' to do. I told the cop that we had just returned from from picking up trash at the river and found a can with some beer in it amongst the trash. So we were just pouring it out to get rid of it. Funny thing was he gave us a ticket for littering. Later we took the ticket to court and beat it. Maybe I'm a little to wasted the story doesn't seem as funny as it used to. Maybe I left out the nudity part.

where does nudity come into play?