MrHowardMarks
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I'll make them a batch of brownies instead...
"Thanks for your service, Mrs. Smith"
"Thanks for your service, Mrs. Smith"
Midwest USA
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misshestermoffitt
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LOL, funny stuff, I can see the small town fuckers around here wandering around after a few brownies. Nothing like a stoned red-neck cop........
fukdapolice
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nothin worse than sober city cops 
MrHowardMarks
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Yeah there is, sober county sheriffs... That wanna harsh your buzz.
SlikWiLL13
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so theres a new aide in springfield whos first job is to hire a contractor to build a fence.
he calls 3 contractors; one from peoria, one from carbondale, and one from chicago.
the cont. from peoria says "ill do it for a grand. 400 for material, 400 for my crew, and 200 profit for me.
the guy from carbondale says "ill do it for $800. 350 for material, 350 for my crew, and 100 for me."
the cont. from chicago says "ill do it for $2700."
shocked, the aide asked how he came to that figure. "a grand for me, a grand for you, and we hire the asshole from carbondale to do it!"
i love chicago
he calls 3 contractors; one from peoria, one from carbondale, and one from chicago.
the cont. from peoria says "ill do it for a grand. 400 for material, 400 for my crew, and 200 profit for me.
the guy from carbondale says "ill do it for $800. 350 for material, 350 for my crew, and 100 for me."
the cont. from chicago says "ill do it for $2700."
shocked, the aide asked how he came to that figure. "a grand for me, a grand for you, and we hire the asshole from carbondale to do it!"
i love chicago
misshestermoffitt
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Funny stuff..........
MrHowardMarks
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ZIINNNGGGG
So what's the cost to be a senator? I forgot...
So what's the cost to be a senator? I forgot...
SlikWiLL13
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ZIINNNGGGG
So what's the cost to be a senator? I forgot...
bidding is ongoing, well keep you informed.
misshestermoffitt
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I want to know how Blago's impeachment cost 4 million dollars? Did those guys get paid extra (and I mean a hell of a lot extra) to come in and decide to oust him? I want a complete tally on this 4 million dollars, I just don't get it.
Pssttt - Blago was trying to get ahold of Oprah on that senate seat sale, I don't think he ever actually talked to her, but we all know what's in her bank account.
Pssttt - Blago was trying to get ahold of Oprah on that senate seat sale, I don't think he ever actually talked to her, but we all know what's in her bank account.
MrHowardMarks
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If Oprah ran, she'd probably be elected... 
I want Springer back... He was our mayor once, then he paid for a hooker with a personal check
Whatever...
Who farted in here??
I want Springer back... He was our mayor once, then he paid for a hooker with a personal check
Whatever...
Who farted in here??
todd denny
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Nebraska has miles and miles of weed growing and its not somebody crop, most people in neb use hydroponics to grow and clone
antimatt3r
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midwest thread dead for 5.5 years come on nowwwwwwwwwwww
we are alive and well and FLOURISHING
north coast represent
we are alive and well and FLOURISHING
north coast represent
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