Do you have guard dog's?
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diemdepyro
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Dieser Hund beißt Ihre Penis ab.
the best guard dogs in the world---go ahead just try to sneak up
The Son of Man
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MarijuanaMixie
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i prefer cats hahaha. my cat goes nuts if you get near my shit. it's weird.
other than that, she's pretty chill. I think she may be half retarded though. no lie.
other than that, she's pretty chill. I think she may be half retarded though. no lie.
Biggravy22
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I have a dog, and he doesn't guard anything. He'd escort you to where we keep the cookies and sit there nicely until you gave him one.
diemdepyro
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My dog guards me. It is a red dog.
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stoned88911
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ha my dog would tear your ass up, it would only get quiet when he had your neck in his mouth.
DudeLebowski
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why does everyone have such a gangster dog?
my pitty is the nicest pup ever
my pitty is the nicest pup ever
The Son of Man
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stoned88911
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I got a wolf/bear and 2 pits.
This wolf/bear is actually a dog but is 150lbs and mean and looks like a bear/wolfmix. He would tear some ones ass up.
My pits are sweet dogs dogs tho wouldnt hurt a fly.
diemdepyro
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I have a hound that watches me...more of a PI dog than a gangster dog. I think it informs the wife........
DudeLebowski
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yea i have a really curious 2 year old blue nose pitbull he's so cautious and so happy
the only time he bites, is if its invited - and only in play form.
even then its more of a "squeeze" than a bite.
the only time he bites, is if its invited - and only in play form.
even then its more of a "squeeze" than a bite.
Biggravy22
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They love those thumbs...especially when you give them belly rubs. And if you move your hand around they will chase it until you give it to them.
Sunnysideup
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I have guard animals. My parrots will let me know when anyone is coming to my door. If they know you they will tell me WHO is coming to my door. My dogs are ankle biters, but, they do have loud yaps. Anyone that comes to my house cannot do so without being noticed.
DudeLebowski
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hahaha grab your hand an try and pull it back
i can just hear him thinking
"Ahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa....oh thats grea....wait..what? HEY? HEY GODAMNIT WHAT THE...
OH FUCK NO *NOM NOM NOM* SCRATCH ME YOU MAUFUGGER!"
i can just hear him thinking
"Ahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa....oh thats grea....wait..what? HEY? HEY GODAMNIT WHAT THE...
OH FUCK NO *NOM NOM NOM* SCRATCH ME YOU MAUFUGGER!"
The Son of Man
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a buddy of mine had a pit that would lick your toes---it would follow you around and just rape your toes
Sunnysideup
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My yorkie does that. Sort of gross. When I take off my socks he gets all excited...a buddy of mine had a pit that would lick your toes---it would follow you around and just rape your toes
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Louis541
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Hey superhighme, you have very pretty eyes, I mean dogs.
To whoever said there dog would eat my neck, are you really that simple to think an (Above average, as much as I hate to say it) intelligent person couldn't outsmart a dog? You'd be buying a new dog and a new kitchen table because I would rip the leg out and beat your dog to death with it if he bit me. Then I'd smile at you and say sorry your dog's an asshole.
To whoever said there dog would eat my neck, are you really that simple to think an (Above average, as much as I hate to say it) intelligent person couldn't outsmart a dog? You'd be buying a new dog and a new kitchen table because I would rip the leg out and beat your dog to death with it if he bit me. Then I'd smile at you and say sorry your dog's an asshole.
Sunnysideup
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Biggravy22
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Lol...They're so persistent it's both hilarious and annoying. I'll walk in and pet moose and when I'm done he'll paw me as to say "That's the best you got? I haven't seen you all day and all I get is a 10 second rubdown? Asshole!" Piggy's are the best!
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