THC test results from the hospital 3.5 years ago, what does it mean.

[Meast21]

3.5 years ago when I was in the hospital for tinnitus this dumb bitch doctor said my THC count was very high. I'm just seeing the results now, does anyone know what this means??

Marijuana Metabolite (11-nor-delta-9-tetrahydroxycannabinol-9-
carboxylic acid) Present (cut-off 15 ng/mL)
Methodology: Liquid Chromatography-Tandem Mass Spectrometry
Test developed and characteristics determined by UR Medicine Labs

Component	Your Value	Standard Range
Creatinine,UR	93 mg/dL	20 - 300 mg/dL
Semi-Quant THC,UR	130 ng/mL	ng/mL
Cut-off 10 ng/mL
THC/Creat Ratio	140 ng/mg	ng/mg
THC = Delta 9-THC Carboxylic Acid Equivalents

 

[raratt]

You smoke weed.

 

[Meast21]

Yeah, but what do the numbers mean. The doctor acted like I had a very high level or THC in my system.

 

[crisnpropa]

She wanted you to share some goodies.

 

[GreenhouseGreen]

I'm pretty sure there are many people out there that would put down 1000ng/ml or more. For some it can take weeks of not smoking to get down to 130ng/ml. I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[tyler.durden]

I lost a fantastic job over a drug test long ago. A certain local large bank needed more arbitration clerks as they were rapidly gaining customers for off floor stocks and commodities trading. I got the job through a third party, and technically worked for them, not the bank. I had a lot of prior experience. I did really well and blew people away with my speed and accuracy, so the bank offered me a job directly with them with a 40% pay increase. Then, the horror: my manager let me know about the piss test - "it's okay" he said, "you don't have to take it today. You can take it tomorrow." Shit, thanks. I let my then fiance know that I had to lay off the weed, and I drank gallons of this tea concoction that guaranteed to have me test clean within 24 hours. I took the test on Friday, and went in Monday fingers crossed. At the end of the day, they called me into the president's office. I remember the stunned, sad look on my manager's face when he let me know I failed the test. I acted indignant, and asked to be retested, and that I never smoked MJ and I don't even take aspirin! I almost laughed when he said, "Tyler, it's not that you tested positive, but you tested SO positive..." I guess there was no doubt, and my dream job went up in smoke, so to speak. Today I'm a degenerate criminal, growing and selling dank ass weed for a living. Didn't see that coming. Fuck it. Life. Whudayagonndo?

Edit - I called the company about their guarantee, and they offered to give me back my $40. So, there's that...

 

[Meast21]

I was at the hospital with out of the blue neck and tmj that led to tinnitus. I only slept 75 hours my first 75 days until I got my TMJ splint. Around day 15 of 75 I went to the hospital and this dumb bitch doctor asked questions like why I wasn't working bc there are jobs everywhere and why my beard is long (wasn't even long). She said you have very elevated levels of THC in my system... Bc I was so fucked up I'm not sure I smoked that week or not leading up to this test they gave me. I was in bad shape those 75 days. Another 75 days like that and I'm not sure I would have made it. Bc of no sleep I went from 210 pounds to 178 pounds.

 

[tyler.durden]

Jesus, that sounds rough. Please post about a happy time in your life, some really great memory. That will lend some balance and let us all rest easier by showing that life hasn't always been this challenging. Looking forward to it...