Happy MLK Day!

neosapien

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You owned shit!! I sent you like 50msgs pleading with you to tell me who you gave them to and all you could say was I won’t find the answers I’m after from you, mods must have done it. Pffft. Owned it!? You tucked it that far up your own ass you mean?
Are you still talking about that? Nobody cares. In fact the onlything anybody ever cared about was why I ever even remotely cared.
 

Venus55

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Morals don't exist on the world wide Web. If you don't like what your reading then don't read it, simple as that. Neo did the right thing, God bless him. He was tricked by a whore, poor dude.
LOL. Oh please do keep humouring me!? All of you. Don’t stop. I’ll be back to check in after I’ve tended to my lovely ladies. Have fun;)
 

Venus55

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@neosapien.. I told my man what I did. Does your lovely wife know that you solicit nudes/semi nudes from random women on the weed forum you’re always on? How ‘bout how you share with the riu community your exploits of coaxing her into threesomes? She’s aware you’re a pervert yeah? She likes that?
Who’s the real victim here?
 

neosapien

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@neosapien.. I told my man what I did. Does your lovely wife know that you solicit nudes/semi nudes from random women on the weed forum you’re always on? How ‘bout how you share with the riu community your exploits of coaxing her into threesomes? She’s aware you’re a pervert yeah? She likes that?
Who’s the real victim here?
We've been married almost 7 years. She found out in the previous 3 years while we were dating that I'm a complete and total pervert. She is kind of a freak too. I finance crazy 6 week long trips to China so that she can visit her dirt poor family in the poorest province of China and send her only nephew to college. She doesn't give a good goddamn what I do on the teh interwebz, let alone in real life. In fact I'm about to get another happy ending massage after dinner from some young thing courtesy of my wife. She'll probably want a selfie with me when we're done.
 

eyelid

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within 5 minutes of me getting those nudes, I had shared them with my friends here. With the disclaimer that they were for their eyes only. That's how the internet works.

No, that's how you work. You sound proud.
 

mr sunshine

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We've been married almost 7 years. She found out in the previous 3 years while we were dating that I'm a complete and total pervert. She is kind of a freak too. I finance crazy 6 week long trips to China so that she can visit her dirt poor family in the poorest province of China and send her only nephew to college. She doesn't give a good goddamn what I do on the teh interwebz, let alone in real life. In fact I'm about to get another happy ending massage after dinner from some young thing courtesy of my wife. She'll probably want a selfie with me when we're done.
Where did you find her?
 

Venus55

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We've been married almost 7 years. She found out in the previous 3 years while we were dating that I'm a complete and total pervert. She is kind of a freak too. I finance crazy 6 week long trips to China so that she can visit her dirt poor family in the poorest province of China and send her only nephew to college. She doesn't give a good goddamn what I do on the teh interwebz, let alone in real life. In fact I'm about to get another happy ending massage after dinner from some young thing courtesy of my wife. She'll probably want a selfie with me when we're done.
Ok. That explains a lot.
 

Bob Zmuda

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@neosapien.. I told my man what I did. Does your lovely wife know that you solicit nudes/semi nudes from random women on the weed forum you’re always on? How ‘bout how you share with the riu community your exploits of coaxing her into threesomes? She’s aware you’re a pervert yeah? She likes that?
Who’s the real victim here?
Wait. Neo coaxed his wife into threesomes!?

Fuck yeah. I knew neo ruled.
 
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