My Niece Had a Toilet Baby

[ClaytonBigsby]

She has been staying with me for a couple of months. Last night she dropped a toilet baby on me. I cut the umbilical cord and pinched it off with a chip clip. I think they eventually dry up and fall off, right? I'm a little out of the loop. Where should we sell it? How much do you think it's worth. It's a girl.

 

[abe supercro]

raise the damn thing yourself. you'd be a fine father clayton, enjoy that baby!

 

[Singlemalt]

At least a few Bengies

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

raise the damn thing yourself. you'd be a fine father clayton, enjoy that baby!

Thank you, brother. I did get rid of that one I took from that gambling woman. He actually saved my ass from those crazy hippy folk I ran off with for a bit. Those fuckers turned out to be ELF. Anyway, good to see you still around. Thanks for the kind words, but I'm not keeping this one. I know my neice has been using the whole time. Kids gonna be fucked up. Ain;t nobody got time for all that.

 

[UncleBuck]

At least a few Bengies

the salads are fine.

 

[Singlemalt]

Thank you, brother. I did get rid of that one I took from that gambling woman. He actually saved my ass from those crazy hippy folk I ran off with for a bit. Those fuckers turned out to be ELF. Anyway, good to see you still around. Thanks for the kind words, but I'm not keeping this one. I know my neice has been using the whole time. Kids gonna be fucked up. Ain;t nobody got time for all that.

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I think you;re overlooking the benefits of "support services"...."Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it." Proverbs 22:6.

http://biblehub.com/proverbs/22-6.htm

 

[neosapien]

I'd find the nearest dumpster. If the mom was a junkie that baby probably ain't worth shit.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I think you;re overlooking the benefits of "support services"...."Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it." Proverbs 22:6.

http://biblehub.com/proverbs/22-6.htm

Quoting the bible now???

I knw about the "suppot services" but some shit ain;t worth it

If you don;t know this song, listen to it. Circle Jerks for the win.........

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I'd find the nearest dumpster. If the mom was a junkie that baby probably ain't worth shit.

Like a car burning oil, don;t nobody know for a while....

 

[ttystikk]

ELF = Easy Lucrative Fun

Yeah, you'd definitely want to stay away from anything like that.

 

[BarnBuster]

you might be able to sell it overseas easier because if it;s real fucked up they have a better begging potential like in India or Bangladesh. is it bi-racial? did you save the cord for later consumption? hang in there brother...

 

[Singlemalt]

Quoting the bible now???

I knw about the "suppot services" but some shit ain;t worth it

If you don;t know this song, listen to it. Circle Jerks for the win.........

When it serves my purposes, hell yeah, why not? It drives them crazy

 

[qwizoking]

My first thought was mexico

 

[Singlemalt]

If you saved the cord, sell it off for stem cells. Prolly worth at least a coupla grand

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Stem cell. Hadn;t thought of that


Breaking my balls man!!!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

you might be able to sell it overseas easier because if it;s real fucked up they have a better begging potential like in India or Bangladesh. is it bi-racial? did you save the cord for later consumption? hang in there brother...

My first thought was mexico

India has a Billion folks and most of them are begging already. Probably not worth much there. Mexico? She'll just end up here taxing our system. (you did not put in)

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I know some of them rich people who really want kids but can;t wait for the process will pay big bucks. But how do I contact them? Is there like a tear off flyer board at the BMW and Mercedes dealerships?

 

[Singlemalt]

Sh

I know some of them rich people who really want kids but can;t wait for the process will pay big bucks. But how do I contact them? Is there like a tear off flyer board at the BMW and Mercedes dealerships?

Sheeeetit, bro, sell them @mr sunshine to develop a market: one good sale makes the market for other sales

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Sh

Sheeeetit, bro, sell them @mr sunshine to develop a market: one good sale makes the market for other sales

Say what? Your whiskey is strong tonight

 

[Singlemalt]

Indeed