who is InstantCoffee?

[Commander Strax]

Who is this person??

 

[chuck estevez]

 

[shrxhky420]

Who is this person??

Who cares???
SH420

 

[vostok]

A member crying for help?

 

[SSHZ]

Jeeze......get a life.

 

[UncleBuck]

well, according to his facebook, youtube, instagram, pinterest, and other accounts of his that i've been checking out, he appears to be an 18 year old skinny bisexual kid who enjoys gaming and is taking a page out of the failspammy playbook by trolling us for google pennies.

 

[InstantCoffee]

INSTANTCOFFEES CURRENT TROLL LEVEL-3483483747823478234782347238423784238423943213948230850348603485793458350503850
Wow, I feel so popular, I'm finally part of the riu community, yaaaaaaaay.

 

[UncleBuck]

INSTANTCOFFEES CURRENT TROLL LEVEL-3483483747823478234782347238423784238423943213948230850348603485793458350503850
Wow, I feel so popular, I'm finally part of the riu community, yaaaaaaaay.

hey piotrek, why do you have photos from "fratmen.com" and other racy, half naked guy photos in your album?

 

[bird mcbride]

I can say one thing about the character. It runs in the family.

Now just saying even though I never had felt compelled to insult unclebuck it would look more "like" "Unclef*ck' just outta common deciency for other people. This is a mj site and advertising has to be approved by RIU. Welcome to RIU.

 

[dannyboy602]

hey piotrek, why do you have photos from "fratmen.com" and other racy, half naked guy photos in your album?

Oooh schwing...link please

 

[kinetic]

I walways wondered howuch Buck could find out about me.

 

[UncleBuck]

Oooh schwing...link please

gotta protect his privacy, but i can throw down some screenshots in good time.

 

[InstantCoffee]

 

[killemsoftly]

are you a gaddafi?
that would be so cool!
riu could have a dictator groupie section! That would be so awesome!
Can I invite some guys I know who are related to Kagame?
They'd love to join. I promise they'll leave their machetes at home.

 

[InstantCoffee]

Follow me, I will show you the way. I am a charismatic leader, people want to be like me. I stand with good posture, and my public speaking skills are flawless.

Dear Leader

 

[tytheguy111]

Lord instantcoffe I pledge my allegiance to you and your dictatorship


LONG LIVE INSTANT COFFEE


TO HELL WITH COFFE MAKERS


FUCK YOU Mr.Coffe© AND YOUR NON INSTANT ABILITIES

 

[mr sunshine]

Can i unleash my load on your bald ass head?

 

[mr sunshine]

Buck was right this gamers definitely bi!!

 

[chewberto]

I know this guy! You're a service man right?

 

[InstantCoffee]

Coffee is ready people!!