Smart aleck girl working at Mcdonald's this morning.

InstantCoffee

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So this morning(2:00pm) when I woke up I went to Mcdonald's to get my iced coffee(decent quality for the price for Maui islands). I usually drink about a quarter of the coffee and ask the cashier to fill it to the top with coffee. I asked this new young lady if she would kindly add more coffee to the cup. She looked at me with a very plain face and said "Nope, no freebies here." I said "What freebie am I asking for? I come here every morning and I like extra coffee in my drink cause you guys water down the drink. I should be the customer of the year for being such a good customer." She finally filled the coffee, and right before I left she blurted out "I'm employee of the year." with a smart aleck smile on her face. Now I'm no bitch, but if I wanted to I coulda brought up the fact that she could actually be the "fat ass bitch of the year" if she wanted to, she looks the part. I just take a deep breath when such things happen to me, you know. These people work these jobs when you could get the same amount of money for free from the government. The fast food restaurant is now the new plantation, voluntary slavery. So sad, sigh. ***snicker*** ***snicker***
:peace::joint:
 

Singlemalt

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This thread will be fun :mrgreen: So, is the coffee any good? I like dark roast, thick and hot and bitter. Oddly enough that's how I like women
 

InstantCoffee

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My favorite part of a raw chicken has to be the claws, fat, and feet, I can't stomach the other scrap parts like the drumsticks/thighs/breast.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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What's with the new avatar? Jesus would have never asked for a freebie. Too much stress on the front line, employee of the year. I mean, did you consider what it takes to be employee of the year? You know that bitch is there early for every shift, says yes sir/ma'am to every request, cleans when others would lean, always cleans the poop off the slide, and probably clocks out for overtime. THAT's commitment. When she gave you that little refill she took it to her pillow. She's plottin on you. She has her ways. You may want to find another golden arches to frequent.
 

kinetic

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I always feel good about my self when I belittle those I think I'm better than. Usually it's just the retail workers at marshalls or that little bastard that brings the carts in at the grocery store.

Fucking Sanka is back.
 

dirtyho1968

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Tomorrow expect your coffee with a big ole loogie in it.
Never fuck with people who serve you food or drinks.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
Tomorrow expect your coffee with a big ole loogie in it.
Never fuck with people who serve you food or drinks.
damn right, as eff'ed up as this is, it's oh so very true.. first rule of eating out is don't piss off the person bringing you your food.
 

InstantCoffee

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ehhhhh. Coffee hmmmm. Ima just freestyle it, mind my grammar, I gave up school in the 8th grade...

Coffee is very personal to me, it plays a very important part in my life. I prefer dark roast coffee, preferably using the french press, fair trade, organic, and with organic half and half. Sometimes I use imported powdered milk as a creamer. As far as sugar goes, I prefer sugar in the raw because I feel it gives best flavor. Brown sugar is good too. I'm talking light sugar, I don't like very sweet, just about quarter tsp. I have worked as a barista before, so I am quite familiar with espresso based drinks as well, and(My family had a bar where I would make my lattes for customers using a machine from the 80's until it broke, Italian. They would tell me that I make the best coffee.). This time of year I tend to order or even make a lot of iced coffee/latte. Now instant coffee products are a whole different story, I use instant for when I'm in a hurry or something(really helps me shit good too). I preferred Nescafe in instant category, that is until I discovered Nescafe Suave. Suave is so smooth compared to original Nescafe. As far as international coffees go... My fathers country has something called Turkish coffee(qahwa ‘arabiyya), this is very finely ground coffee with some spices, steamed in a specially designed pot. It is absolutely delicious. My other favorite international coffee is Vietnamese iced coffee(using condensed milk), for me this is the most heavenly form of taking coffee. How did they think of this, I don't know. I should also add that the combination of coffee and a smoke/spliff is AMAZING. Don't knock it till you try it you know. I just made a big pot of coffee for all of riu, please enjoy a cup of my coffee and smoke with me, I'll even give you a good song to do this to. enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjbQl1LOUU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxKYJKVSbY4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Ev8ZbEsgU
 

kermit2692

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McDonalds is garbage!! none of you should patronize that shit hole!! I find myself there once a month tops and feel horrible about it every time..

At first I had agreed with the cashier because I didn't realize your goal..the oj in the morning is the same totally watered down
 

ClaytonBigsby

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ehhhhh. Coffee hmmmm. Ima just freestyle it, mind my grammar, I gave up school in the 8th grade...

Coffee is very personal to me, it plays a very important part in my life. I prefer dark roast coffee, preferably using the french press, fair trade, organic, and with organic half and half. Sometimes I use imported powdered milk as a creamer. As far as sugar goes, I prefer sugar in the raw because I feel it gives best flavor. Brown sugar is good too. I'm talking light sugar, I don't like very sweet, just about quarter tsp. I have worked as a barista before, so I am quite familiar with espresso based drinks as well, and(My family had a bar where I would make my lattes for customers using a machine from the 80's until it broke, Italian. They would tell me that I make the best coffee.). This time of year I tend to order or even make a lot of iced coffee/latte. Now instant coffee products are a whole different story, I use instant for when I'm in a hurry or something(really helps me shit good too). I preferred Nescafe in instant category, that is until I discovered Nescafe Suave. Suave is so smooth compared to original Nescafe. As far as international coffees go... My fathers country has something called Turkish coffee(qahwa ‘arabiyya), this is very finely ground coffee with some spices, steamed in a specially designed pot. It is absolutely delicious. My other favorite international coffee is Vietnamese iced coffee(using condensed milk), for me this is the most heavenly form of taking coffee. How did they think of this, I don't know. I should also add that the combination of coffee and a smoke/spliff is AMAZING. Don't knock it till you try it you know. I just made a big pot of coffee for all of riu, please enjoy a cup of my coffee and smoke with me, I'll even give you a good song to do this to. enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjbQl1LOUU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxKYJKVSbY4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Ev8ZbEsgU




 

kinetic

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damn right, as eff'ed up as this is, it's oh so very true.. first rule of eating out is don't piss off the person bringing you your food.
I know of a girl who leaves "life tips" on the napkins for wait staff. Her mother was bragging about it at a party. I just laughed to myself and looked at my wife. She had that raised eyebrow look. Some people have no clue.
 
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