about a pound
that's racist!
i beg to differ with you sirfuck you, clayton. get back in your hole.
Go fuck yourself, buck. You are douchebag number 1 here. Where did this sudden animosity come from? You wanna meet to talk about it, or are you still a keyboard badass only?
did the courts finally give you permission to use the internet, libraries, and come within 1000 feet of schools again? is that why you were gone for a while?
Yeah Buck, what's up yer hole?
That's not how I remember it, Buck. YOu invited me over for some sexy, fun time, and when you brought in the dogs, I left. Your clones were poop, and had too many mites.
there are still tire marks on my lawn from where he drove off.
That's because I was in a hurry to get away from you. I was not drunk, you were! YOU brought the attention on yourself, running out into the street in that silky purple teddy, yelling how much you love me. I had to yell at you to get away from my truck, so I could leave. It was embarassing, man.