how do i plant my roaches?

recently a friend had some "volunteers" pop up in their yard. i was told it was where some roaches had been thrown out. the plants are growing strong and are going to be transplanted into pots to get them out of the front yard. so if i had some really potent roaches how would i go about planting them?

Wait, are you serious?

yes, this is a true story.

Im gonna go plant my bong. maybe ill grow a field of em

I question the sanity of your friend.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol my only guess is there was a seed in one or more of them.

ummm yeah only way it grew is if there happened to be some undamaged seeds in the roach. I wouln t suggest trying this on purpose or telling people your trying it lol

no there wasn't any seeds in the roaches that dude was just fucking with u

iblazethatkush said:

no there wasn't any seeds in the roaches that dude was just fucking with u

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i know he isn't blaze....

not the kind of person that would fuck with me. it really happened. some nice plants. i want to do this. ANY help?

lol, well you find you're biggest smelliest roaches, you put em in your cup, put em under a MH light for 24hours, it grows roots and starts growing a pot plant thats super potent and smells like roaches, all you do is ur normal cycle. (im just jkin im really high)

TillthedayiDIE420 said:

lol, well you find you're biggest smelliest roaches, you put em in your cup, put em under a MH light for 24hours, it grows roots and starts growing a pot plant thats super potent and smells like roaches, all you do is ur normal cycle.

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Its as easy as that, but beware the males, they can get real nasty, I myself would never confront a mature male roach unaccompanied.

Do you plant them cherry down or up?

Cherry up, or it doesent work

:O put a magnifying glass in front of the light so the roach will grow and smoke its self.

this thread has just made my day ............except i cant believe all the roaches ive thrown out in the garbage damn i could of had a million roach plants

it must of been one of those huge ghetto roaches

Roll a joint with your best seedy weed. make sure you roll a seed in the end like your dumb friend did. smoke it, hope you didnt put more seeds in it that will pop and make your joint explode, put it out before you burn the seed. moisten to germinate. lol.