Whats a good cheap way to pass a urine test?

Don't Smoke !!!!! Lol Just Kiddin

1. Take once of those black & gray film bottles...put bleach in it....put it in your draws..lol.....Then when you go piss, take your hand & dip your index & middle finger into the bleach...swish it around good for about 10 secs.....then piss inbetween your fingers that you dipped in bleach...and walla you piss is clean.

2. Drink about 1 1/2 cups of vinegar

3. Drink a WHOLE BUNCH of water.

4. Have someone clean, piss into a grey and black film bottle and when your gunna get tested put it in your draws....make sure the cap doesn't come off...lol that would suck.

I heard the whole bunch of water one before, and it jus hides the ammount of thc in your urine. Ive heard the have someone piss for you...those will probly be the two i try thanks.

Well Depending On Who Your Pissing For, Say Like Your Parole Officer Then This Won't Work But If It's Just For Like A Job Then Chances Are It Will!! The Thing About Having Someone Pissing For You Is That By The Time You Get The Piss In The Cup Its Not Body Temp. Any More, So You Get Two Condoms ( Place One Inside The Other Double Bag It ) And Have A Buddy Or Little Brother Or Who Ever You Got As Long As They Don't Smoke Weed ( Duh ) Piss In These Condoms And Tie Her On Up. Now Take The Condom And Tape In Between Your Leg ( So Your Legs Will Keep It Body Temp. ) And In Your Pocket You Will Need A Safety Pin And When You Go To Take The Piss Pull Out The Condom Like It's Natural And Poke It A Couple Times And Squeeze Out The Piss!!!

P.s Never Tryed This Myself But Went W/ A Buddy And It Worked For Him And This Only Works If Their Not Trying To Stare At Your Dick!!!!

Yeah, ive also heard run it under hotwater for acouple minutes untill its warm. This should work also?

Well I've Only Took A Drug Test Like One Time And It Wasn't A Piss Test It Was A Mouth Swab... So Do You Know If They Take The Temperature And Expect It To Be Body Temp???? Cause If That's The Case Running It Under Hotwater Wont Work Unless Your Gonna Open It Up And Take The Temp. Yourself Before Putting It In The Cup!!!!

Ill just end up quit smoking for about a week and drink lots of water before the test. So it wont look like i have to much thc in my urine.

I took a mouth swab test before, and i dont know how i passed it because i had smoked the daybefore. But 10minutes before the test i ate a Mcdonalds apple pie i figured and ingrediant in it did something lol...

drinking a lot of water will show a "diluted reading". any law enforcement will pick up on this. i'm not sure about employers.
going clean for a week and a lot of water is the easiest but not guarenteed. then again other than abstinence nothing is.

keep that apple pie thing to yourself and patent it !!!

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Im just trying to get and job, a friend told me they piss test you first. I figure they just have me go to the clinic , piss in a cup and bring a paper back to them saying i passed it. I know my piss will come out clear...but a week and a couple glasses of water is the best choice for me right now.