If you capture a wascally squirrel and shave it's chest, they ALL have "I'll be back" tattoo-ed across their pecs. Be careful!

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build one of these ...... YouTube - Squirrel on a Impossible Reggae Mission

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(Who told you I dig reggae?) Fucking squirrels!
You guys should see the mess on the car, on the walkways, all over. That squirrel fucking destroyed something up that thar pine tree thar. Tore it up real good, that squirrel did. I shall heed Mr. Fishy's words.

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OK then. Serve with rice, gravy & Biscuits. Murderer! LOL. By the way, Squirrel brains is good also. So what's on the menu for tomorrow? Been 'hankering' fer a bite of beef cheek,Goose Liver with scrambled Goose eggs, maybe some hog head cheese with a side of deep fried chicken's feet. Don't forget the Turkey Gizzards!!!

Oh... now you're talkin'... except I prefer the livers to the gizzards.

Whatever I end up with will be served with beans & rice + platanos maduros.

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MaMa used to serve us grits n' brains . . . just suck the dura out of the earhole. Pretty tasty!
Here's another yummy recipe. Enjoy!

Critter Bake
Submitted by Anonymous in Alabama
What ya be needin’ :Mess of mices
Small squirrel brain
Green onions
Two cans pork n beans
Some red ants
Handful of lard
Get a good mess of mices and chop all their heads and tails off. Put the tails in a snuff can and bury under medium shade tree. Fro mices in pot with squirrel brain ya should have done put in there but ya weren’t payin’ no attention nohow. Add onions and ants before more ants come and crawl up yer pants and sting yer beehind. Dump in pork n beans and put the flame to it for 1/3 hour. Stir one time when ants are blowed up. Put lard on top and bake till first sign of rain.

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MaMa used to serve us grits n' brains . . . just suck the dura out of the earhole. Pretty tasty! I belive they were sauteed?
Here's another yummy recipe. Enjoy!


Critter Bake
Submitted by Anonymous in Alabama
What ya be needin’ :
Mess of mices
Small squirrel brain
Green onions
Two cans pork n beans
Some red ants
Handful of lard
Get a good mess of mices and chop all their heads and tails off. Put the tails in a snuff can and bury under medium shade tree. Fro mices in pot with squirrel brain ya should have done put in there but ya weren’t payin’ no attention nohow. Add onions and ants before more ants come and crawl up yer pants and sting yer beehind. Dump in pork n beans and put the flame to it for 1/3 hour. Stir one time when ants are blowed up. Put lard on top and bake till first sign of rain.

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Now we're TALKING!!! Fishy stole my heart, made my day. So Grand Paw, What's fer Supper? Sucking the Brain from the ears causes hairy palms. Ain't yore Pappy taught U no learin'? Guess He ain't been properly introduced to no fresh, bumper-slung Possum Grits, with a side of hand-slung Chitt'lins. Nigger be shitt'in in tall cotton, fer sho! By the way, Ants is only good when stuffed in japelones. Now you got the bite.

Yeah, "Fucking vermin". Squirrels are nasty? Pigs are nasty. Chickens are nasty. Unborn embryo's (chicken eggs, dip shit) is nasty. Fuzzies the squirrel isn't nasty. He's a lot cleaner than most of the dead carcass you put on your plate. Other than eating seeds & veggies, He has been on a quest, which some City-folk don't bother to comprehend.
2,000 years ago, Fuzzies ancestries, set down at the bargaining table at the request of the Pine tree. The Pine tree confessed that it wanted to assure promotion of further Life. To have seedlings brought up in the best Sunshine, to have fertile soil at their young feet. However, prior to the babies having that chance, the Monster Squirrels was eating all the Babies. So the parley begin. Should the Squirrel continue to kill the Babies of the Golden Goose, then there will be NOTHING. Both Parties will die. So the agreement was that Fuzzie's Senior would only eat 50% of the Babies, but plant the other 50% outside of where the nut falls. All that shit falling is where Fuzzies is getting the Pine seeds out of the cone, and planting them, as the agreement called for. He deserves better.

what.

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