Let's Have Some Fun with the Coppers

Johnnyorganic · #1 07-17-2008, 04:12 PM

First I would like to start by saying NEVER talk to the police. Assert your rights. NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE!

This thread is started in the interest of a better understanding of our adversaries through humor and irony.

I am hoping to see some interesting stuff here. Ammunition we can use when told that cannabis is against the law. We can retort with a story about those sworn to uphold the law.

Coppers like Drew Peterson:

Or stories like this on You Tube:
YouTube - Police take advantage of a Drunk Girl

Or stories about bully-clowns like this:
Fla. cop canned after Starbucks accuses him of demanding free coffee - USATODAY.com

Or things like this:

Or this:

Even anecdotes based on personal experience are welcome.

korvette1977 · #2 07-17-2008, 05:04 PM

Johnnyorganic · #3 07-17-2008, 08:04 PM

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I'm sure most of the time most police officers operate lawfully and professionally. But given the tendency of officers to protect their own and to view themselves as separate from the rest of us, and given lax oversight of their activities, misbehavior flourishes.

When allegations of criminal or reckless behavior surface, the public, fed up with crime, often gives cops the benefit of the doubt. The police union steps in and defends the accused cop. As one Orange County Sheriff's Department insider told me, "If a deputy chopped a guy's head off with an axe, the union would come to his defense."

Police can't police themselves - OCRegister.com

Johnnyorganic · #4 07-19-2008, 08:02 AM

KillerWeed420 · #5 07-19-2008, 10:54 AM

Too many drugs in the police force. Steroids are rampamt thats why so many of them are assholes. Anybody been around people on steroids? They're impossible to be around.

Johnnyorganic · #6 07-19-2008, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by KillerWeed420

Too many drugs in the police force. Steroids are rampamt thats why so many of them are assholes. Anybody been around people on steroids? They're impossible to be around.

Excellent point! +rep!

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Former Boston police officer Robert "Kiko" Pulido says he was pumped full of steroids when he suggested to undercover agents in Atlantic City that he knew a good way to transport cocaine into Boston.

Officer blames steroids, Police Department - The Boston Globe

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Police Juice Up on Steroids to Get 'Edge' on Criminals

ABC News: Big, Buff and Bad: Police on Steroids

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As the U.S. Congress prepares to renew its assault on anabolic steroid use among professional athletes at a hearing scheduled for May 18, longtime observers of doping control initiatives will recognize the selective indignation that continues to sensationalize the use of these drugs by athletes. The fact that certain groups of steroid consumers have been spared the special opprobrium reserved for sports heroes who fail to serve as proper "role models" for youth demonstrates once again how arbitrary and politically motivated the formulation and enforcement of drug laws can be.

Dopers in Uniform: Cops on Steroids by John Hoberman Ph.D.

Johnnyorganic · #7 07-20-2008, 02:16 PM

YouTube - Woman arrested for DWI, beat by police off camera

Johnnyorganic · #8 07-26-2008, 07:27 AM

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Memphis Police Director Larry Godwin and the city of Memphis have filed a lawsuit to learn who operates a blog harshly critical of Godwin and his department.

Police director sues for critical bloggers' names : Memphis Commercial Appeal

AwesomeDave · #9 07-26-2008, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by KillerWeed420

Too many drugs in the police force. Steroids are rampamt thats why so many of them are assholes. Anybody been around people on steroids? They're impossible to be around.

I think one of my friends is taking steroids. Hes fucking pissed and threatening one minute and the next hes doing fart jokes. Also, hes gotten really beefy and hes constantly talking about how he looks....and quite frankly, hes about much to be around as a pile of warm shit. But then again, friends are hard to come by

KillerWeed420 · #10 07-26-2008, 01:38 PM

Yeah I've had a few run ins with both cops on steroids and civilians. They're not hard to spot. One of my relatives use to be on the local police force and he was and is a complete asshole. Beats his wife, treats people like shit.